M0rtonfc Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) People on planes who stand up and remove their bag from the top compartment as soon as the seatbelt light goes off, especially those people who are in the middle seat then stand up in an uncomfortable diagonal stance for 10 mins while the plane gets it's shit ready. Normally fat wankers in pin stripe suits and red socks Edited February 4, 2014 by M0rtonfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Burnt myself while making pancakes, pretty sare Quotes like this usually take a battering.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Don't normally get the bus to work, so never usually read the abomination that is The Metro. But it would from today's edition that "Prince has handed Scrabble fans with the ultimate point scorer with his comeback single PretzelBodyLogic". No he hasn't. Even if it was PretzelBodyLogic was a word, it has 16 letters which wouldn't fit on a Scrabble board. Lame and lazy journalism at its best / worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Trains that don't understand the Railtrack Code. Honestly nearly lost my legs underneath the fucking thing. Thinking of suing the driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 People in supermarket queues who seem to be totally surprised when the time comes for money to change hands... Then spend what seems like forever looking for their wallet / purse - did you not expect this to happen and think you might get ready for it ? Made even worse by the ones that want cash back - it's not an effing cash point machine ! Why not go to a cash point instead of holding me up ? The worst though is the folk at the fag counter in Morrisons who are there for lottery tickets - there are two types ( a ) the ones that have a shed load of lotto tickets and ask to get them checked ! WTF ? Can you not do that at home ? and ( b ) the ones that have been queuing for 5 mins in front of you and then when they get served, they don't know what to ask for ? " erm, erm, eh, can I have a erm, lucky 7 ticket please ( for example ) !!!! Grrr ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 People in supermarket queues who seem to be totally surprised when the time comes for money to change hands... Then spend what seems like forever looking for their wallet / purse - did you not expect this to happen and think you might get ready for it ? Made even worse by the ones that want cash back - it's not an effing cash point machine ! Why not go to a cash point instead of holding me up ? The worst though is the folk at the fag counter in Morrisons who are there for lottery tickets - there are two types ( a ) the ones that have a shed load of lotto tickets and ask to get them checked ! WTF ? Can you not do that at home ? and ( b ) the ones that have been queuing for 5 mins in front of you and then when they get served, they don't know what to ask for ? " erm, erm, eh, can I have a erm, lucky 7 ticket please ( for example ) !!!! Grrr ! It's not the fag counter though, it's the "lottery, fag and lots of other items kids aren't allowed to buy" counter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 It's not the fag counter though, it's the "lottery, fag and lots of other items kids aren't allowed to buy" counter. Fair enough - but as a smoker, paying all that tax I feel I should be given special treatment It's not so much the lottery I object to ( although I don't buy tickets ) it's the fact that they've stood there for 5 minutes and then they don't know what they want ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Fair enough - but as a smoker, paying all that tax I feel I should be given special treatment It's not so much the lottery I object to ( although I don't buy tickets ) it's the fact that they've stood there for 5 minutes and then they don't know what they want ! I feel for the lottery ticket punters. Imagine having to spend 5 minutes in a queue next to a manky smoker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I feel for the lottery ticket punters. Imagine having to spend 5 minutes in a queue next to a manky smoker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjerseybuddie Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 and so the crepe puns begin... Once a year, on a Tuesday for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 One of the things I dislike most in the world is meeting folk I work with on the way into or from work on public transport- been OK since I started my new job last year but a new woman started last week and she gets on at the same subway stop as me. I now need to either alter my plans and get into work earlier or make / be subjected to horrific small talk for 15 minutes when all I want to do is listen to music and / or read the paper. Or push her in front of a train. Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Trains that don't understand the Railtrack Code. Honestly nearly lost my legs underneath the fucking thing. Thinking of suing the driver. What size are your feet? I might have a buyer for your trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 ^^^ foot fetish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 One of the things I dislike most in the world is meeting folk I work with on the way into or from work on public transport- been OK since I started my new job last year but a new woman started last week and she gets on at the same subway stop as me. I now need to either alter my plans and get into work earlier or make / be subjected to horrific small talk for 15 minutes when all I want to do is listen to music and / or read the paper. Or push her in front of a train. Problem solved. Hahaha so true! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Today's gripe. Barely a week goes past without some mate or colleague having a kid. Which is fine if you're into that sort of thing, except you're expected to buy them a gift / Mothercare vouchers etc. So basically I'm paying folk to have sex and not even getting any myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The traffic lights at the bottom of the Hilltown. Green for a nanosecond, c***s. It's to give the locals longer to nick the wheels Mozza'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 My Maths skills..or the lack of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Today's gripe. Barely a week goes past without some mate or colleague having a kid. Which is fine if you're into that sort of thing, except you're expected to buy them a gift / Mothercare vouchers etc. So basically I'm paying folk to have sex and not even getting any myself It is true what they say. Everyone is getting their Nat King. Except you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 And me. Cardinal, meet Mozza. Mozza, meet Cardinal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 * prays Mozzamozza is female * *** knows fine well he isn't *** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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