Raidernation Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Remortgage the house, probably cheaper credit anyway. Can't. I have no debt or credit history over here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Really badly over-dubbed adverts. The Clearblue pregnancy test one being the most recent culprit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can't. I have no debt or credit history over here If you own the house, and are prepared to secure the loan on it, go to a local bank, or Credit Union type place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Marks and Spencer in Dundee, I walked towards the back of the store looking at an escalator, when I walked further the fucking thing disappeared, turns out I was looking behind me courtesy of a fucking mirror. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Marks and Spencer in Dundee, I walked towards the back of the store looking at an escalator, when I walked further the fucking thing disappeared, turns out I was looking behind me courtesy of a fucking mirror. b*****ds. I was in there today. Could have been me!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 3 year olds for you eh. She is actually 5. I prefer them to have a wee bit of an arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I was in there today. Could have been me!! You have been called many things on this forum but a mirror has to be a first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) She is actually 5. I prefer them to have a wee bit of an arse. Chuck them in water without armbands. Then get them to use your erect penis as a floating aid. The semen will ensure they don't get swept away by the tide should you be in the sea. Edited March 16, 2014 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Coming back from our night out in Glasgow last night, we were rather looking forward to our double cheeseburger at the 24hr McDonalds next to our hotel at the SECC. Imagine the rage when we weren't allowed in because of the pool of blood over the floor where there'd been a fight. We're still fuming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Sorry I spoilt your night but the Cnut deserved it. No b*****d takes the last yellow straw before me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraserHFC Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 (edited) The two hour window I always seem to wake up in on a Sunday morning where there is absolutely nothing on the telly Edited March 16, 2014 by FraserHFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Those ads that take over channels when they are off air. Teleshoping lots of healthy sweaty people who look ridiculously fit. Follwed by nice shiny folk turning perfectly good veg into a green mush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FraserHFC Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 The rubbish that pundits spout in the studio. That touchscreen table / monitor they use is pretty annoying as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I bought a new printer a few weeks ago, an HP Photosmart, the title is sooooooooooooooo ironic. Could I print a photo from my laptop? nooooooooooooo Could I print a photo from my tablet? nooooooooooooo I had to print from my phone via the app, I am not fucking happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Getting fucked over at the tills, useless cuntz what they are. Its no until you actually check your receipt that you realize you've been fucked over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Getting fucked over at the tills, useless cuntz what they are. Its no until you actually check your receipt that you realize you've been fucked over. Have you come into money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Have you come into money? Sounds like he's spent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 3 hrs to get from Glasgow to Dunde. IIt's as if there was some event on that had brought down all the teuchters in the land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 O2 adding 86p per month to my contract. Seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Has anyone else noticed the explosion in jakeballs who sound like utter morons trying to speak? They sound like normal people the 1st few seconds after they wake up early. I heard 1 jakeball yesterday and he sounded like talking was too much effort for him. It really gets under my skin. Just because your a fucked up waste of space, doesn't mean that basic things like speaking have to be hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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