Johnstoun Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 The wife has bought a massive, freestanding, fridge/freezer. The shelves in the fridge are non adjustable. There is not enough room on any of them to stand up a regular sized can of beer! Cut a fourpack sized hole out of the shelf above with a hacksaw blade. Whats left of the shelf will also stop the tins from falling over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Or just lie the tins down flat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Lay the fridge on its back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Google+. f**k you Google+ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Cut a fourpack sized hole out of the shelf above with a hacksaw blade. Whats left of the shelf will also stop the tins from falling over. Lol. We used to have one of those huge American fridges. It could hold 24 of the 500ml cans on the top shelf alone. Times like this that I wish I still had it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Slept in for the football. Good chance I won't make another one until April. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 My girlfriend being really simple and not understanding anything i say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 My girlfriend being really simple and not understanding anything i say. 3 year olds for you eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Family showing up at your house unannounced when you're about to sit down and have dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Fucking banks in the USA. I have a $250,000 house that's paid up, I have a $20,000 car that's paid up, will the c***s give me credit so I can replace the flooring? Guess what the answer is? Never had any debt or credit card here, so apparently I'm a 0 credit rating! I'm going to make over $100,000 this year........fucking raging! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 My girlfriend being really simple and not understanding anything i say. Perhaps that is why she is your girlfriend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Fucking banks in the USA. I have a $250,000 house that's paid up, I have a $20,000 car that's paid up, will the c***s give me credit so I can replace the flooring? Guess what the answer is? Never had any debt or credit card here, so apparently I'm a 0 credit rating! I'm going to make over $100,000 this year........fucking raging! Huh ? Are you replacing the laminate with tiles made from Californium 252 ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Family showing up at your house unannounced when you're about to sit down and have dinner. ^^^ owes a family member money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Fucking banks in the USA. I have a $250,000 house that's paid up, I have a $20,000 car that's paid up, will the c***s give me credit so I can replace the flooring? Guess what the answer is? Never had any debt or credit card here, so apparently I'm a 0 credit rating! I'm going to make over $100,000 this year........fucking raging! Remortgage the house, probably cheaper credit anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Remortgage the house, probably cheaper credit anyway. Can't. I have no debt or credit history over here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Really badly over-dubbed adverts. The Clearblue pregnancy test one being the most recent culprit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Can't. I have no debt or credit history over here If you own the house, and are prepared to secure the loan on it, go to a local bank, or Credit Union type place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Marks and Spencer in Dundee, I walked towards the back of the store looking at an escalator, when I walked further the fucking thing disappeared, turns out I was looking behind me courtesy of a fucking mirror. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Marks and Spencer in Dundee, I walked towards the back of the store looking at an escalator, when I walked further the fucking thing disappeared, turns out I was looking behind me courtesy of a fucking mirror. b*****ds. I was in there today. Could have been me!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 3 year olds for you eh. She is actually 5. I prefer them to have a wee bit of an arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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