MONKMAN Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Women at petrol stations also. Why do you think there's a queue of ten cars behind you? Good time to look for something on passenger seat and look in mirror sorting hair? Mooooove it! People who get back in their cars after coming out the petrol station and take two or three minutes to drive off deserve a beat down. Pull into the car park if your fucking brat of a child can't wait 30 seconds while you open their juice or crisps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 People who get back in their cars after coming out the petrol station and take two or three minutes to drive off deserve a beat down. Pull into the car park if your fucking brat of a child can't wait 30 seconds while you open their juice or crisps! Or the ones who get out of the car, fill up, then go back into the car to rake around for their purse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Or the ones who pull into a forecourt with two available pumps and they go to the one at the back therefore blocking access to the one at the front. Telt mode has been activated on a few occasions when this has happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Or ones in limited pay at pump ones who pick the pay at pump leaving only pay instore... And then pay instore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Only person more annoying at petrol stations are the queue jumpers. I'll sit waiting between two sets of pumps and when there's a space available it's mine surely? No says mr arsehole in his rangerover last sat. Got out beside him and asked if he knew the pumps could reach over both sides, think I whooshed him or he got embarrassed. 4x4 though, must be a tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Personalised number plate? That's normally the clincher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The wife seems to think its acceptable to wait until I've finished putting the petrol in before she goes in to pay for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 40 today fuxake. My youth is passing by like a fucking bullet train.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Who allows you to pay for petrol before you finish putting it in your motor? I always tell her to make her way in as I'm starting to fill up, saves time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Arseholes who can't use an umbrella. The amount of times I've been poked/bumped into by idiots using umbrellas today is ridiculous, especially by the tidal wave of scum disembarking from buses on Queensferry Street. People who wish to use an umbrella should have to sit some kind of test, similar to the driving test, with a theory and practical element. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching some clown struggling to use an umbrella on a wet and windy day, a small measure of revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Arseholes who can't use an umbrella. The amount of times I've been poked/bumped into by idiots using umbrellas today is ridiculous, especially by the tidal wave of scum disembarking from buses on Queensferry Street. People who wish to use an umbrella should have to sit some kind of test, similar to the driving test, with a theory and practical element. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than watching some clown struggling to use an umbrella on a wet and windy day, a small measure of revenge. The bus stops on Lothian Road were exactly the same. Being of average height, the prongs tend to be my eye level. Albeit I wear glasses so that's a bit safer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People who think it's a good idea to get on the train during rush hour with a bike/pram/dog etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People who eat cereal out of mugs. Not sure why it annoys me but it's just not right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People who eat cereal out of mugs. Not sure why it annoys me but it's just not right. Who on earth does that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Who on earth does that? A couple of lassies in my work. Egregious behaviour IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 The tesco petrol station in Dingwall must be closely linked to the Gaza Strip or something. I fucking hate Dingwall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 People that allow their dog to run up to you, and proceed to tell you that "she's harmless" whilst the animal is slavering all over your leg. Get your dogs under control. Another dog-related one. When a dog owner tells you to "clap" their dog. What does that mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Vegetarians are selfish c***s. When they visit you they expect their attention-seeking needs to be catered to but will I get offered a steak when we go round to their place? Will I f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Vegetarians are selfish c***s. When they visit you they expect their attention-seeking needs to be catered to but will I get offered a steak when we go round to their place? Will I f**k.Next time you get invited to theirs you should bring a live chicken and sacrifice it on their dining table. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I always have a vegetarian option. They can f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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