Hedgecutter Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Precious queue Nazis. At East End Park yesterday, I was simply walking past the queue for a couple of metres to get back to my seat and one guy has a go at me for trying to jump the bridie queue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 What films did he have? I can maybe trade wi you. Twas twenty years ago, and looked like they were on cum-stained old Betamax tapes IIRC. Apparently they were "pwoper haaaadcowr" though, back before the internet made that meaningless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Jaffa Cakes are my weakness. They're basically my heroin. This is my 2nd box within 2 months. Another 48 doses of sweet, sweet goodness. My name is Swarley. I am an addict. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 People who start talking to you just as you are leaving the room. I've been in the fucking room for the past five minutes and you had plenty time to talk to me then. Now Im going out of the room, dont start talking to me as Im leaving you inconsiderate twats. This. I can sit in a room for two hours and no-one speaks to me, but as soon as I put earphones in to listen to some music everyone wants to talk to me. Takes about 20 minutes to get through the first song! This could also be the pettiest thing ever, but drying your hands after washing dishes and then turning round to see the sink is still full of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Looking forward to your dinner then burning your mouth on the first bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Am I the only guy who walks into a bathroom to wash his hands and halfway through realise you need a pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Am I the only guy who walks into a bathroom to wash his hands and halfway through realise you need a pish? If it makes you feel better, I annoyingly frequently go into the bathroom for a piss, go back downstairs and then realise that I didn't take a piss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 If it makes you feel better, I annoyingly frequently go into the bathroom for a piss, go back downstairs and then realise that I didn't take a piss. What did you do in there? Sorry, don't answer that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 People driving round corners of any description at 30mph then taking off like startled jack rabbits when the hit a straight only to slow to a crawl at the next corner leaving you pissed off at all the braking as you catch up at every little deviation in the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Male clothing websites (topman,river island , H&M, etc), all their clothes look horrendous.....unless you are some hipster arsehole or a twat in chinos with and ice gem for a haircut, there is nothing decent to buy from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Male clothing websites (topman,river island , H&M, etc), all their clothes look horrendous.....unless you are some hipster arsehole or a twat in chinos with and ice gem for a haircut, there is nothing decent to buy from them. Hate buying clothes online. I prefer to feel the material and make sure they fit properly. A picture of clothes never quite tells 100% of the story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Male clothing websites (topman,river island , H&M, etc), all their clothes look horrendous.....unless you are some hipster arsehole or a twat in chinos with and ice gem for a haircut, there is nothing decent to buy from them. Jesus Serious question: Do you own anything which isn't black? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowers Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Jesus Serious question: Do you own anything which isn't black? Not everything But the stuff for example from topman is not good. Who would actually buy that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 My wife's cousin who is a performing artist in New York has put a long winded post on Facebook announcing that he and his wife have split up. 27 people have "liked" it. In half an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Male clothing websites (topman,river island , H&M, etc), all their clothes look horrendous.....unless you are some hipster arsehole or a twat in chinos with and ice gem for a haircut, there is nothing decent to buy from them.glad im not the only one.seems loud garish shirts that look like 70's curtains/tablecloths/back of a deck of playing cards are in. as are horrific landscape tshirts with stupid phrases on them. not to mention daft fucking hats. hate clothes shopping at best of times but when the current look is aimed at the Geordie shore / towel bloody wannabees then you are screwed Edited May 20, 2014 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Hate buying clothes online. I prefer to feel the material and make sure they fit properly. A picture of clothes never quite tells 100% of the story. My better half loves buying most of her clothes online. Unfortunately she loves ordering everything that doesn't actually fit, meaning that almost every week I end up at Next or some other shop with her after work returning stuff. I'll cut her some slack though in that in-store tall sections are shite and she's almost forced to do it all online. Doesn't mean I have to like it though. I don't think I've ever ordered any clothes online come to think of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 People driving round corners of any description at 30mph then taking off like startled jack rabbits when the hit a straight only to slow to a crawl at the next corner leaving you pissed off at all the braking as you catch up at every little deviation in the road. Or drivers who slow down because there's a car coming in the opposite direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Not everything But the stuff for example from topman is not good. Who would actually buy that? glad im not the only one. seems loud garish shirts that look like 70's curtains/tablecloths/back of a deck of playing cards are in. as are horrific landscape tshirts with stupid phrases on them. not to mention daft fucking hats. hate clothes shopping at best of times but when the current look is aimed at the Geordie shore / towel bloody wannabees then you are screwed See, I shop in H&M/Topman/etc sometimes and whilst there's a lot of shite, there's a lot of good stuff in them too. Plus, H&M is the only place I can buy slim black jeans without rips/designs on them in my size and I'm eternally grateful for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 My wife's cousin who is a performing artist in New York has put a long winded post on Facebook announcing that he and his wife have split up. 27 people have "liked" it. In half an hour. And now his missus has posted tearing him a new one for putting it on Facebook before she had a chance to tell her family. Scenes, as I believe the kids are saying these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 And now his missus has posted tearing him a new one for putting it on Facebook before she had a chance to tell her family. Scenes, as I believe the kids are saying these days. Pictures or it didn't happen As the kids would say these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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