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Folk pretending to be statues in city centre streets. What is the point? You've got folk busking, doing magic tricks, making things with balloons. All people with some level of talent. Then you've got these tosspots, painting themselves battleship grey just to stand still.

You take that on to Britain's Got Talent and you're finished before you've started. Utter waste of time.

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Anyone else think that some of the BBC's stories are starting to look like a teenage girl's MySpace page? Or whatever they use these days. Bebo?

Here's an example: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/2014/newsspec_8529/index.html

It's an utterly horrific mess :thumbsdown

It looks horrible so I didn't bother reading. I assume 'Helmand's Golden Age' is an article about the development of jar-based mayonnaise, so it was probably a pile of shite anyway.

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You take that on to Britain's Got Talent and you're finished before you've started. Utter waste of time.

Wrong type of attention-seeking bullshit?

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Folk pretending to be statues in city centre streets. What is the point? You've got folk busking, doing magic tricks, making things with balloons. All people with some level of talent. Then you've got these tosspots, painting themselves battleship grey just to stand still.

You take that on to Britain's Got Talent and you're finished before you've started. Utter waste of time.

When I was in Paris last summer the streets were packed full of people trying anything to make a few quid - the usual ones selling souvenirs etc, the 'find the ball under the cup' tricks etc, and of course these statue folk.

Then there was one genius sitting on a wall beside the Eiffel Tower with a box of lettuce, a cute fluffy rabbit and a sign saying "2 euros, feed the rabbit".The kids and parents were queueing up and the boy was f**king minted.

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People in the office that can't be arsed tucking their shirt in. If you've gone to the trouble of ironing it why not tuck it in you fucks?

Also, sunglasses. It's not sunny, it hasn't been all day and I see people wearing sunglasses. Absolute subhuman scum.

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When I was in Paris last summer the streets were packed full of people trying anything to make a few quid - the usual ones selling souvenirs etc, the 'find the ball under the cup' tricks etc, and of course these statue folk.

Then there was one genius sitting on a wall beside the Eiffel Tower with a box of lettuce, a cute fluffy rabbit and a sign saying "2 euros, feed the rabbit".The kids and parents were queueing up and the boy was f**king minted.

I have to say, I admire that. Far more that the aforementioned scrotes painted grey and standing still.

ETA: And don't get me started on fucking mimes.

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Chipped a tooth this morning thats me got two now. Looks like a trip to the dentist is required for the first time in years.

Opening a beer bottle with your teeth??

Leave that up to Luis Saurez

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=suarez+bottle+opener&rt=nc&LH_PrefLoc=1

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People in the office that can't be arsed tucking their shirt in. If you've gone to the trouble of ironing it why not tuck it in you fucks?

Also, sunglasses. It's not sunny, it hasn't been all day and I see people wearing sunglasses. Absolute subhuman scum.

Even seeing people with their shirt untucked in the way home at night annoys me.

My nag, I've got nothing that needs doing today in the office, it's as quiet as the grave and I'm going out for a drink after work, so desperate for the clock to hit five!

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