Guest The Phoenix Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 They're fannys. That's what it's about. Just how many pairs does she have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) Bought a 10 trip bus ticket last night, used it once, lost it. Might as well have just thrown the $40 down a drain Edited August 12, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Medieval stuff. Utter pish. Alright, I give in. Is this a reference to the Old Firm? If so, agreed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 The amount of hair that sprouts from everywhere when you hit middle-age. After years of denial, I just had to shave my own back for the first time. Two days later and I'm like King Kong all over again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 The amount of hair that sprouts from everywhere when you hit middle-age. After years of denial, I just had to shave my own back for the first time. Two days later and I'm like King Kong all over again I have to shave my ears. I am waiting to see if it appears on the palms of my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I need someone to come into my office and bring me junk food and fluids ASAP. School night drinking is bad, mmmmkay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 To get to work I get a bus from just outside my house. There are two buses here, both reaching the same end destination but going slightly different ways. I get the same bus every day and, about three stops down, the same old git gets on every day and asks the driver, "Does this bus go past Tesco". Well, it went that yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that! You stupid old cnut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 newspapers who retweet every fucking tweet from their stupid fucking subsections. The guardian retweeting their shitty Guardian US pish and the independent retweeting their shitty Buzzfeed rip off steaming pile of turd i100. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 "You've got your Rooneys, your Gerrards, your Lampards..." Roy fecking Hodgson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 People writing 'bassa(s)' on here instead of b*****d or bàstard to escape the filter. It's mainly Dundee supporters too. Even more annoying is trying to discuss the 1878 FA Cup Final, and specifically, the performance of the referee, Segar b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 newspapers who retweet every fucking tweet from their stupid fucking subsections. The guardian retweeting their shitty Guardian US pish and the independent retweeting their shitty Buzzfeed rip off steaming pile of turd i100. Sky Sports News have started doing this recently. Retweeting shite from Sky Sports Football and Sky Sports Golf. What's the point when the Sky Sports News main feed is full of the exact same thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Sean Batty's funny face which he pulls at the end of every weather forecast (enough to have him cut off). I think it's meant to be a smile, but it's clearly not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 People writing 'bassa(s)' on here instead of b*****d or bàstard to escape the filter. It's mainly Dundee supporters too. John McVeigh is a tit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuggie_Murray7 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 c***s that link their P&B account to their Twitter feed. Get fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 People writing 'bassa(s)' on here instead of b*****d or bàstard to escape the filter. It's mainly Dundee supporters too. Is that why we do it? I thought it was just a light-hearted way to call someone a bar steward without the harsh confrontational edge. You b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Why the f**k have sky changed the channel numbering for the sports channels. SSN now on 401 so SS1 now on 402 and so on. I will f**k up channel selection for weeks now. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andershen Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Why the f**k have sky changed the channel numbering for the sports channels. SSN now on 401 so SS1 now on 402 and so on. I will f**k up channel selection for weeks now. c***s. This. And the fact they've changed it to sky sports news HQ. 'Sky SpN HQ HD' what a bloody messy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 It's all smoke and mirrors and repackaging basically what they already had. BT are playing them superbly and with Sky losing the Champions League they are bricking it so are trying anything they can to convince viewers they are still number one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Why the f**k have sky changed the channel numbering for the sports channels. SSN now on 401 so SS1 now on 402 and so on. I will f**k up channel selection for weeks now. c***s. I remember the time when Teletext changed the main football page from 330 to 302. Dark days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I remember the time when Teletext changed the main football page from 330 to 302. Dark days. Ah, the good old days of spending Saturday afternoons in a York bedsit, glued to page 311. Literally the only place I could get updates for our games in Div One. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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