invergowrie arab Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Could be wind. I had terrible wind for about 24 hours after my endoscopy so you could be onto something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I had terrible wind for about 24 hours after my endoscopy so you could be onto something. Pfft! Apparently, after today's scan, I'm radioactive for a day or so, so have to keep away from under-18s and pregnant women. Probably for the best, in all fairness... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 People writing 'bassa(s)' on here instead of b*****d or bàstard to escape the filter. It's mainly Dundee supporters too. 'Bassa' has been around for donkeys. http://allcomposed.com/a-z-of-scottish-insults/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Is that The Stonehouse? Bar Strada. I know, I got what I deserved really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I also hate it when some moron is standing right in the way of the timetable bit and i need to see when the next bus is and try to do it without the awkwardness This. The slack-jawed yokels will invariably give you the stink-eye for daring to look in their general vicinity. I'd like to crush their skulls with my bare hands for their utterly self-absorbed and aggressive idiocy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Pfft! Apparently, after today's scan, I'm radioactive for a day or so, so have to keep away from under-18s and pregnant women. Probably for the best, in all fairness... Someone should get this printed on a fucking T-shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Teletext was quality. The videprinter on the BBC's website just isn't the same. What's your favourite match day teletext substitute, P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Bus drivers who won't let you on or off a bus, unless they are within half an inch of the actual stop. Really bad for this in Glasgow city centre. Why not just let me off 10 feet away, and I'm pretty sure I can walk the rest of the way?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) Wish we could have a power cut My wife has now watched Eastenders, River City and is now watching some shit about a load of pregnant bints. Edited August 12, 2014 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Power cut. c***s. You on your steam-powered laptop, Mozza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) Phoned up Scottish Hydro. Apparently "Pete and Dave" are on route to fix the fault. I don't fucking care, just get ma power back on. I'll do a deal. You come down here and watch telly with my missus and i'll wait til' Pete and Dave have it sorted? Edited August 12, 2014 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 It's like Celtic Park. I'll bring my balaclava. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 The map of 'Scotland at night' on Scotland Tonight which has decided to invent large population areas (esp Highlands) pumping out light which doesn't really exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 The map of 'Scotland at night' on Scotland Tonight which has decided to invent large population areas (esp Highlands) pumping out light which doesn't really exist. I have an O Grade in geography and I'm pretty sure that the Highlands exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 I have an O Grade in geography and I'm pretty sure that the Highlands exist. 'Especially within the Highlands' then. Seriously, Gairloch and the Durness to Tongue coastal sections look like major population areas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 'Especially within the Highlands' then. Seriously, Gairloch and the Durness to Tongue coastal sections look like major population areas. My teacher told me all there was to know about Bettyhill, alas I have forgotten that lesson. I now realise that he was reminiscing about someone called Betty Hill, fool that I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Bus drivers who won't let you on or off a bus, unless they are within half an inch of the actual stop. Really bad for this in Glasgow city centre. Why not just let me off 10 feet away, and I'm pretty sure I can walk the rest of the way?! If they're going to let you on or off a bus where there isn't a bus stop, they're going to have to do it for everyone, therefore what's the point in designated bus-stops? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 The lassie doing the sport on Radio Scotland had stated at least 6 times that 'there is a full card in the SPFL tonight'. Not once has she been corrected, unless she's actually correct but no one thought to tell the bottom 3 divisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 The lassie doing the sport on Radio Scotland had stated at least 6 times that 'there is a full card in the SPFL tonight'. Not once has she been corrected, unless she's actually correct but no one thought to tell the bottom 3 divisions. I had the same argument with someone in work today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I had the same argument with someone in work today. I hope you introduced violence.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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