MEADOWXI Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 The laziest b*****d in humanity. Stuck at home during day just now and the guy that does the music for Homes Under The Hammer; Hear a word in last sentence, Google it, and play first song that comes up, House bought by bloke and his friend who is a farmer - Me and the Farmer by The Housemartins House in Wimbledon - Song about tennis Former beauty salon - Lipstick, Powder and Paint.............. House with Green Door - Green Door by Shakin Stevens House in quiet countryside - So Quiet by Bjork. It grinds a bad programme into insanity inducing WTF reactions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 They spotted this on the Scott Mills show on radio one and play a game to guess the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lassies with far too high an opinion of themselves. Colleague walks about and tries to turn away from the fridge or vending machine as if the entire canteen has nothing better to do than look at her amazing bum. Why wear tight trousers then? Weirdo. Look at me but don't look at me. Don't like feeling dirty and it annoys me being treated like some rabid pervert. ...awaits ^^beast type post imo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lassies with far too high an opinion of themselves. Colleague walks about and tries to turn away from the fridge or vending machine as if the entire canteen has nothing better to do than look at her amazing bum. Why wear tight trousers then? Weirdo. Look at me but don't look at me. Don't like feeling dirty and it annoys me being treated like some rabid pervert. ...awaits ^^beast type post imo She chooses her clothing for her, not for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 But if you think people are perving at you and feel uncomfortable wouldn't you try changing into something less revealing? I don't think anyone is tbh, that's the issue. High opinion that isn't warranted and makes everyone uncomfortable. Some people are attention seekers, didn't mean to sound sexist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Claudia Winkleman on last night's 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. She pretty much ruined the episode trying to be "random" and just shrieking at things for absolutely no reason. Think Jon Richardson was actually getting pissed off with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 But if you think people are perving at you and feel uncomfortable wouldn't you try changing into something less revealing? I don't think anyone is tbh, that's the issue. High opinion that isn't warranted and makes everyone uncomfortable. Some people are attention seekers, didn't mean to sound sexist. You didn't just sound sexist, you also sounded a bit rape-y in an xbl-esque "cock-teasing bitch" fashion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lassies with far too high an opinion of themselves. Colleague walks about and tries to turn away from the fridge or vending machine as if the entire canteen has nothing better to do than look at her amazing bum. Why wear tight trousers then? Weirdo. Look at me but don't look at me. Don't like feeling dirty and it annoys me being treated like some rabid pervert. ...awaits ^^beast type post imo Reading this back again, it really, really comes across like this is all some oddball rant in your head where you hate someone of the opposite sex because you're attracted to them and that makes you uncomfortable. An absolute textbook example of how rapists think. You'll be in the jail before years end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Sounds like she's practically begging to be raped. Essentially that's what you're saying here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lassies with far too high an opinion of themselves. Colleague walks about and tries to turn away from the fridge or vending machine as if the entire canteen has nothing better to do than look at her amazing bum. Why wear tight trousers then? Weirdo. Look at me but don't look at me. Don't like feeling dirty and it annoys me being treated like some rabid pervert. ...awaits ^^beast type post imo You should try shouting *'awright troosers' it's the only rational solution. *Copyright djchapsticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Reading this back again, it really, really comes across like this is all some oddball rant in your head where you hate someone of the opposite sex because you're attracted to them and that makes you uncomfortable. An absolute textbook example of how rapists think. You'll be in the jail before years end. Probably buying a white van.a mobile dj set and growing a beard as we speak imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Good job I don't drive and sold my decks many years ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Why does the lassie in DAFC's post have a high opinion of herself? What I mean is what does she do, or how does she act in order to draw that conclusion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 (edited) Lassies with far too high an opinion of themselves. Colleague walks about and tries to turn away from the fridge or vending machine as if the entire canteen has nothing better to do than look at her amazing bum. Why wear tight trousers then? Weirdo. Look at me but don't look at me. Don't like feeling dirty and it annoys me being treated like some rabid pervert. ...awaits ^^beast type post imo She chooses her clothing for her, not for you. But if you think people are perving at you and feel uncomfortable wouldn't you try changing into something less revealing? I don't think anyone is tbh, that's the issue. High opinion that isn't warranted and makes everyone uncomfortable. Some people are attention seekers, didn't mean to sound sexist. You didn't just sound sexist, you also sounded a bit rape-y in an xbl-esque "cock-teasing bitch" fashion. Aye, you've had a shocker here DAFC. Beast. Edited August 26, 2014 by Gall09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Yay! I'm a beast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 She chooses her clothing for her, not for you. Certainly not agreeing with DAFC's post, but what exactly does this mean? You hear this a lot, but I've no idea. Always seems like something that would be said if you were being accused of wearing unflattering, albeit comfortable clothes, but it's generally said when someone's being accused of dressing sluttily, or in an unpractical manner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Certainly not agreeing with DAFC's post, but what exactly does this mean? You hear this a lot, but I've no idea. Always seems like something that would be said if you were being accused of wearing unflattering, albeit comfortable clothes, but it's generally said when someone's being accused of dressing sluttily, or in an unpractical manner. I imagine it means that when the lassie goes to a shop she'll try something on and thoughts in her head will be along the lines of "Does it fit well?" and/or "Do I feel comfortable in it?" Not thoughts such as "Will colleagues think I'm teasing them?" and/or "By wearing this I may be a rape target y'know" !!. I'm guessing the lassie has a nice figure and is proud of it, so I don't see why it's such a bad thing that she wants to look and feel good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Certainly not agreeing with DAFC's post, but what exactly does this mean? You hear this a lot, but I've no idea. Always seems like something that would be said if you were being accused of wearing unflattering, albeit comfortable clothes, but it's generally said when someone's being accused of dressing sluttily, or in an unpractical manner. People decide what they want to wear based on comfort, fashion, fit, what they think looks nice and so on. If she wants to wear tight trousers, she can. It's entirely up to her. If she feels that she's being perved over, it's not her fault but the fault of the perver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Shit my trousers today at work are slim fit and pretty tight. Was I making people uncomfortable? Right enough I wondered why I was getting all those pens on the floor....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Shit my trousers today at work Clatty b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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