BFTD Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I'm shocked we don't have a law against these people conning people out of money with lies I'm with you, but it'll never happen because all the "psychics" have to do is ask why religion isn't being criminalised, and that's a can of worms that nobody wants to open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Back to work on Monday I have a training drive on monday with a supervisor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have anal warts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have anal warts You do know you get them from frogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 You do know you get them from frogs? Urban myth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Urban myth It's not me with the croaking arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 It's not me with the croaking arse. It hurts to poo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 It hurts to poo Does it come out with grooves on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have anal warts Are they throbbing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Does it come out with grooves on it? How old are you? Are they throbbing? Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 How old are you? This is not important, there is a scientific question to be answered here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have anal warts Only known cure is a kiss there from Susan Boyle. Or keeping a chilli pepper up there overnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 This is not important, there is a scientific question to be answered here. I haven't been able to view them myself so i can't properly comment, i have friends in Inverkiething so wondering as to which demographic you fall into Only known cure is a kiss there from Susan Boyle. Or keeping a chilli pepper up there overnight. Nursing a semi at the thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I haven't been able to view them myself so i can't properly comment. So how do you know there are warts up your hoop? Your poo would have grooves in it if there were, post a few photos the next time you have stool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 So how do you know there are warts up your hoop? Your poo would have grooves in it if there were, post a few photos the next time you have stool. I dont do that anymore due to the severity of my warts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Normally the warts should cause the poo to spin on exit, leaving a slight but measurable whirlpool effect after dropping into the water. Swallowing a reel of thread may make the effect more easily observed, measured and timed. When can we expect a report? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I dont do that anymore due to the severity of my warts Man up, we're talking scientific discovery here. Push! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have anal warts Get the wife to burn them off with the iron. If it doesn't work, at least you'll have an amusing anecdote to tell your grandkids. You sure they're warts and not piles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Get the wife to burn them off with the iron. If it doesn't work, at least you'll have an amusing anecdote to tell your grandkids. You sure they're warts and not piles? I'll get back to you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I have anal warts Uh-oh - bad news, Throbs: it's probably an STD Doesn't explain why they're on your ringpiece, however. Maybe someone else can give some suggestions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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