RoversMad Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. do you mean:"Waited till I thought she was asleep then got up to watch porn while she was really hoping for a bit spooning"...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. You should should have told her, if you didn't care you wouldn't have came back into bed Then boot her in the pie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. Psycho material, get shot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Correct. And 'utter keech' is spot-on. I bore the brunt of some proper self-righteous seethe from the young diddy squad on here for getting said 'utter keech' telt. Didn't you just kick his can of cider over? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Didn't you just kick his can of cider over? Think it was a she. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Today I spent more time hanging around Heathrow to get to Aberdeen than I did sitting on the flight there from Toronto. Feckin' late planes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I ws on my bike n gt cut up on a roundabout on the switchbk rd at anniesland. Darius danesh. He couldnt win pop idol factor so hes as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The collection of utter keech who sit on the benches outside it are even worse. It's Care In The Community gone wrong. Very wrong. Without trying to be mean at all, I've always had the impression that the benches outside Falkirk Asda are where the patients from the hospital's psych ward gather. Always seems to be someone there in a dressing gown and slippers, with the kind of look on their face that tells you they've seen some horrible shit, some of which was visible only to them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I ws on my bike n gt cut up on a roundabout on the switchbk rd at anniesland. Darius danesh. He couldnt win pop idol factor so hes as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip Im fairness he's colourblind, I don't know how that affects his peripheral vision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Without trying to be mean at all, I've always had the impression that the benches outside Falkirk Asda are where the patients from the hospital's psych ward gather. Always seems to be someone there in a dressing gown and slippers, with the kind of look on their face that tells you they've seen some horrible shit, some of which was visible only to them. I would guess that you're not too far from the truth at all Correct. And 'utter keech' is spot-on. I bore the brunt of some proper self-righteous seethe from the young diddy squad on here for getting said 'utter keech' telt. Plenty of older caaaants too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Personal references. A friend asked me for one and even though she's already in the job for 2 months, they sent thru the form. Need to fill out how I know her, how long for and the fact that she isn't an arsehole. Fine. Then they want to know her entire work history. Whatever. Print name, address, email, signature etc etc. Oh, and you have to do it twice - to cover two different time periods - even though the time periods are fecking consecutive. Emailed them for clarification. Was roundly ignored. So scanned and emailed the whole lot back, INCLUDING their own covering letter and instructions as requested (maybe they've lost them). Then got an email back almost instantly stating that there was a discrepancy in the work history dates between her version and mine and I'd have to do it all again. FFS. Who the hell keeps a note of their friends' work history to the exact day? Do they not realise that the only way I'm going to get this info right is by asking her anyway? In which case what the f**k is the point in me writing it all out as well? Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Surely the whole point of a personal reference is that the person asking for it, writes it and all you need to do is sign it off? Call me new-fangled. f**k. Never thought of that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Personal references. A friend asked me for one and even though she's already in the job for 2 months, they sent thru the form. Need to fill out how I know her, how long for and the fact that she isn't an arsehole. Fine. Then they want to know her entire work history. Whatever. Print name, address, email, signature etc etc. Oh, and you have to do it twice - to cover two different time periods - even though the time periods are fecking consecutive. Emailed them for clarification. Was roundly ignored. So scanned and emailed the whole lot back, INCLUDING their own covering letter and instructions as requested (maybe they've lost them). Then got an email back almost instantly stating that there was a discrepancy in the work history dates between her version and mine and I'd have to do it all again. FFS. Who the hell keeps a note of their friends' work history to the exact day? Do they not realise that the only way I'm going to get this info right is by asking her anyway? In which case what the f**k is the point in me writing it all out as well? Seething. I think you've just been unfortunate enough to be sending the reference to an office where they don't have a clue what they're doing, although there are quite a few of those. Only had to write one personal reference so far, which was for a lassie entering the civil service, and all they wanted was a quick email. If anyone would be a nightmare for red tape, you'd think it'd be the government. But yeah, MozzaMozza FTW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Actually, scratch my last comment. That wasn't really an option. She lives down in England as well so it would still have been a helluva lot of back and forwards via email etc. Wasn't even the government Dave. Some security company. Tempted to name and shame them, but I don't want to put my friends job in jeopardy. Although, apparently it could be. Instructions warned me that any discrepancies between our versions of her work history, my failure to use the same coloured pen or handwriting for both copies of the reference, or the heinous act of forgetting to write my signature beside any mistakes I make, could mean she fails to get / keep her job. What a farce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I think you've just been unfortunate enough to be sending the reference to an office where they don't have a clue what they're doing, although there are quite a few of those. Only had to write one personal reference so far, which was for a lassie entering the civil service, and all they wanted was a quick email. If anyone would be a nightmare for red tape, you'd think it'd be the government. But yeah, MozzaMozza FTW Her Majesty and I have streamlined the system to facilitate expedient recruitment of the correct staff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Her Majesty and I have streamlined the system to facilitate expedient recruitment of the correct staff. Have a wee word with her regarding road fund licence as mine is due at the end of the month. Ask what form she filled in for the free version she gets.. Thanks.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Have a wee word with her regarding road fund licence as mine is due at the end of the month. Ask what form she filled in for the free version she gets.. Thanks.. Her Majesty's Private SecretarySecretary would be happy to deal with such requests through the proper channels if DVLA has provided unsatisfactory service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Her Majesty's Private SecretarySecretary would be happy to deal with such requests through the proper channels if DVLA has provided unsatisfactory service. This Secretary, is she hot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 This Secretary, is she hot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Surely the whole point of a personal reference is that the person asking for it, writes it and all you need to do is sign it off? Call me new-fangled. Dentures? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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