Gaz Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Whit?ASDA Falkirk is the natural habitat of the utter pikey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Falkirk is the natural habitat of the utter pikey.FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 I hope you are sodomised with a cactus youfuckingcunt! p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 The stupid Lynx advert at the bottom of the screen on the mobile version of this! Keep swiping it to watch the video!! And as if by magic it's actually gone!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Isn't any ASDA though? To be fair the one in Falkirk is a hideous eyesore of a place. The collection of utter keech who sit on the benches outside it are even worse. It's Care In The Community gone wrong. Very wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The collection of utter keech who sit on the benches outside it are even worse. It's Care In The Community gone wrong. Very wrong. AKA Keech In The Kommunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 FUSSY EATERS. I've spent lunch and evening meals for almost 3 weeks abroad with one who insists on picking up on the slightest difference from food at home. Last night after searching various places it finished with a burger with nothing but a single bit of meat between two bits of roll. No sauces, no fillings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 When I was 8, my aunt once took me to a massive ice-cream parlour in Canada that had probably 100 different flavours. I walked up and down the long line of ice cream tubs, ummed and ahhed a bit, then chose vanilla. My aunt was fecking furious. She still brings it up to this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 When I was 8, my aunt once took me to a massive ice-cream parlour in Canada that had probably 100 different flavours. I walked up and down the long line of ice cream tubs, ummed and ahhed a bit, then chose vanilla. My aunt was fecking furious. She still brings it up to this day. She needs to get over herself imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) When I was 8, my aunt once took me to a massive ice-cream parlour in Canada that had probably 100 different flavours. I walked up and down the long line of ice cream tubs, ummed and ahhed a bit, then chose vanilla. My aunt was fecking furious. She still brings it up to this day. The same person I'm talking about went into Dairy Queen last week and asked for a vanilla blizzard (a superior equivalent of the McFlurry), i.e. one with nothing in it. Twice the price of a standard cone specifically designed for boring people like her. Skor through ice cream is f***ing brilliant though. Must be their equivalent of Daim / Dime. Eta: I was rather impressed with the concept of the giant ice cream cakes. Like, birthday cakes but made of ice cream. Edited September 25, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 The same person I'm talking about went into Dairy Queen last week and asked for a vanilla blizzard (a superior equivalent of the McFlurry), i.e. one with nothing in it. Twice the price of a standard specifically designed for boring people like her. Skor through ice cream is f***ing brilliant though. Must be their equivalent of Daim / Dime. I never realised ice cream was so technical?! Then again I lift and am svelt #diet #nocarbsaftersix #dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I never realised ice cream was so technical?! Then again I lift and am svelt #diet #nocarbsaftersix #dece You're not a DECE boi m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 To be fair to my dear Auntie, it was comedy rage, but aye, she has been dining out on the patter for nigh-on 30 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 You're not a DECE boi m8. Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Boot her in the eskimo pie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. Does she have a point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. That's psycho patter. Leave before it's too late 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Women. Fucking nutters. Got out of bed last night because I couldn't sleep (she was fast asleep) and went into the living room to watch TV for a bit. Went back in about an hour later and she was sitting up greetin like f**k claiming I don't care about her nor do I want to be with her. I've had that in the past......turned out to be her pill playing havoc with her hormones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Does she have a point?Psychiatrist now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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