AberdeenBud Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Unfortunately it wasn't and never happened AB. I think you'll find it was a creation of young Matty's twisted mind. Cheers for your 'input' though. Nothing to do with matty, i could've swore you said "wid" to a 14yr old. Perhaps I imagined it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stag317 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Put cardboard down on a kitchen worktop (nowhere near food or where food prep done) and the wife comes through ranting that I'm ridiculous and it's unhygienic. Be safer eating my clean boots than her shite cooking!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 your a thick c*nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Disney junior. Jesus monkey trumpeting Christ. I cant wait till he is old enough to not be enthralled by repetitive pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Enjoy the next 6 years of your life. Once he can recognise a tad more than the bland cartoon characters hes getting the better cartoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capitão Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Folk on eBay who don't leave feedback, especially when you've given them good feedback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Folk on eBay who don't leave feedback, especially when you've given them good feedback. ^^^^shite post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 No Matthew, I'm not angry, nor am I Jimmy. That's plenty though... Fondest and best wishes to you, your woman and forthcoming bambino Okay Rolf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Getting told "well done!" by a shop assistant earlier when I used my debit card in a chip and pin machine. Didn't realise it was an achievement tbh, must have just came across as thick to him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 the notifications bit on this forum is too close to the sign out option and i occasionally sign out by accident^^^ thinly veiled brag about being popular 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. Maybe tell her she's more likely to die in a horrific car crash. That'll cheer her up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 If someone finds a road in Scotland that does not have road works on it can they please let me know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 And I bet when you do come in earlier than your usual start time you get met with one or more of the following; "Is it lunchtime already?" "Did you shit the bed or something?" "Did you sleep here last night?". Once I've heard the same shite patter 3 times before I've even got to my desk I'm just about ready to ram my peace box down someone's throat! Folk don't seem to realise that flexi time doesn't just mean starting and finishing earlier than someone working 9 - 5. Exactly this!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 I've found a road in Scotland that does not have road works on it. Hope you're well mate! Nice. I am fine. Tired but fine.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Getting the afternoon off... And getting dragged to IKEA to look at kitchens with Mrs RM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Who changed the bus route at the royal In Edinburgh. Takes ages to get through now. Edited June 29, 2015 by David Gray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Getting the afternoon off... And getting dragged to IKEA to look at kitchens with Mrs RM Ha she had the right idea how did you get on? I got a kitchen from there in March, looks nice now it's all fitted, tiling and flooring all finished etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 (edited) Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. tell them there is more chance they will be murdered by a work mate.... Edited June 29, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lassie in my work today is " terrified" about going away on holiday on friday after what happened last week. She has tried to keep her kids away from the news as they would be too frightened to go. Her mum was in tears on phone last nightbtelling her to stay at home. I did suggest that if she is that worried she could cancel the holiday and stay home but I don't think it's the reaction she was looking for. Oh BTW she is going to Majorca. I'm going there too and I'm looking a bit ISIS right now (tanned, need a haircut, need to shave). Potential for some 'hilarious' pranks. Now where did I leave my toy AK47? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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