Karpaty Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Trains have been cancelled as someone on a mobility scooter has fallen into the track. Probably just wanted to see if it was magnetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Great to see Eddie Kidd still having a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I wear mine on my belt, so your eye is drawn to my junk. I was attacked by a seagull whilst I was walking from my motor to my work this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 How the f**k would 'Charlie still being around' make you abetter fucking dart player. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 How the f**k would 'Charlie still being around' make you abetter fucking dart player. f**k knows why Jimmy Nicholl is appearing in adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Hayfever. Just f**k right off. Every morning, I take a spoonful of honey, a tablet, eye drops, and a Nasal spray, but none of it works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 We had a guy whose wife died a few weeks before Christmas leaving him with 3 kids. He's in his mid 30s and didn't have family around. Anyway, they had a whip round to get his kids stuff for Christmas and one of the admin staff (nice legs, no tits) said she wasn't going to donate anything because they would be getting her inheritance. I think the oldest kid was about 8. Staggering the self-serving excuses that people dream up for being utter c***s. They obviously know they are too, or they wouldn't need to bother with the excuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I was attacked by a seagull whilst I was walking from my motor to my work this morning. Mugged by a gull, then accused of being from Kirkcaldy. I really hope the rest of your day was better, KB. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 As we're on the subject of doughnuts, few weeks back I brought some back from lunch with me for folk to graze on. There's a teenage lassie works in the shop I'm sometimes in, and she was quite pleased with this. Next time we're in at the same time, she immediately wants to know where the doughnuts are. I laugh it off, but she spends the rest of the day moaning to everyone that I didn't bring doughnuts in with me, to the point that the boss reluctantly asks me never to bring doughnuts in again because she's been so going on about it so much. I had my suspicions anyway, but there's something wrong with this girl, right? I'm thinking Aspergers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Hayfever. Just f**k right off. Every morning, I take a spoonful of honey, a tablet, eye drops, and a Nasal spray, but none of it works. Get to the doctor, there are tons of different antihistamines they can try these days. Took them forever to find the right one for me, but the difference was amazing. Just keep going back if it doesn't work. Try not to get an appointment right before the poor bugger's due to clock off, though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 As we're on the subject of doughnuts, few weeks back I brought some back from lunch with me for folk to graze on. There's a teenage lassie works in the shop I'm sometimes in, and she was quite pleased with this. Next time we're in at the same time, she immediately wants to know where the doughnuts are. I laugh it off, but she spends the rest of the day moaning to everyone that I didn't bring doughnuts in with me, to the point that the boss reluctantly asks me never to bring doughnuts in again because she's been so going on about it so much. I had my suspicions anyway, but there's something wrong with this girl, right? I'm thinking Aspergers. No, she just likes doughnuts, or maybe you, but I would go on the side of doughnuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 No, she just likes doughnuts, or maybe you, but I would go on the side of doughnuts. Definitely just the doughnuts since last time I saw her. Not pleased with me no more. Skinny as a rake, so maybe she was relying on the doughnuts for her weekly meal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Hayfever is a b*****d. I've had it for 14 years now. I'd hoped to have outgrown it by now but sadly not. The only tablet that comes close to working is Piriton. I've tried all the shite they say will help: nasal sprays, eye drops, honey, haywax (cream you rub under your nostrils) and even a machine thing that Lloyds Pharmacy did a couple of years back. Nothing 'cures' it. I highly recommend dark shades with plastic at the side preventing air getting in to the side of the eyes. Wearing shades helps my eyes no end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I get desloratadine for my hayfever but it hasn't been working as well this summer as it did last year so might need to try something else. The over the counter piriton tablets were the work of the devil for me, actually made me feel 10x worse. The prescribed nasal spray seems to do absolutely nothing for me either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akredz Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 House recently burnt down, taking the car parked in the attached garage with it. Same insurance company for house, possessions and car. Different claims people - same set of paperwork to be completed 3 times. Seems stupid to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) People that physically wobble/waddle side to side as they walk. Edited July 2, 2015 by Stellaboz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 For some reason I always type "existing" as "exisitng". I'm not dyslexic or special, honestly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 You're "special" to us Swarley.Thanks (I think) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 As we're on the subject of doughnuts, few weeks back I brought some back from lunch with me for folk to graze on. There's a teenage lassie works in the shop I'm sometimes in, and she was quite pleased with this. Next time we're in at the same time, she immediately wants to know where the doughnuts are. I laugh it off, but she spends the rest of the day moaning to everyone that I didn't bring doughnuts in with me, to the point that the boss reluctantly asks me never to bring doughnuts in again because she's been so going on about it so much. I had my suspicions anyway, but there's something wrong with this girl, right? I'm thinking Aspergers. Wants her hole by the sounds of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 People that physically wobble/waddle side to side as they walk. Sarcopenia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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