welshbairn Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 There seems to be a report going around that the Tories want to ban WhatsApp, this seems to be throwing people into a frenzy, as if there aren't hundreds of other messaging services out there. I'm just going to add GCHQ to my Whatapp group, put them at ease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Aye, and that's just the tennis players on court. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm ready for the 'whoosh' here, but isn't he saying that it cost £36 per person? If so, aye, that seems pretty steep for a three course meal at a glorified theme pub. Whoops apologies. I thought he went out with his girl for her birthday. In that case, £36 is a fucking shambles for what you actually get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 How RoversMad's location of 'leslie' isn't capitalised to Leslie.Fixed just for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Congratulations for managing to not piss yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieLes II Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Waiting in the barbers. Two of them working and neither can talk and work at the same dam time. Every time they want to talk, they stop look into the mirror and proced to talk like a stereotypical Itallian American with hand gesture's that may pull shoulders from sockets. Just get on with your fucking job. No one is interested in what you have to say!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Hangover. Currently having recovery beers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Waiting in the barbers. Two of them working and neither can talk and work at the same dam time. Every time they want to talk, they stop look into the mirror and proced to talk like a stereotypical Itallian American with hand gesture's that may pull shoulders from sockets. Just get on with your fucking job. No one is interested in what you have to say!!!!!! One of the reasons I cut my own hair nowadays. I just couldn't be arsed with the tedious banter you have to endure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Waiting in the barbers. Two of them working and neither can talk and work at the same dam time. Every time they want to talk, they stop look into the mirror and proced to talk like a stereotypical Itallian American with hand gesture's that may pull shoulders from sockets. Just get on with your fucking job. No one is interested in what you have to say!!!!!! Bap dapa boppi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Me too, its just deciding what time it is actually acceptable to start drinking again. I hung on til after 12pm then went to the shop. Off to a party in a nightclub tonight, so I'm sure that'll end well... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Me too, its just deciding what time it is actually acceptable to start drinking again. Two hours ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Why'd you stop drinking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 A Wetherspoons breakfast this morning perked me right up this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 A Wetherspoons breakfast this morning perked me right up this morning. Did you steal your mates tips to pay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Did you steal your mates tips to pay? Nah I learned my lesson. The breakfast portions are huge and of good quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Nah I learned my lesson. The breakfast portions are huge and of good quality. They're cappacinos aren't bad either at a very decent price of £1.09. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Walking home and I feel I need a piss. So that's fine I walk a bit quicker home but by time I get to front door I am bursting. Didn't piss myself managed to do the business but it's a quite common thing for me Sounds like it's time for the ol' finger-up-the-arse routine. Also, you might want to get your prostate checked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 People who pronounce Glasgow like "Glassco". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) People who pronounce Glasgow like "Glassco".I pronounce it "Glezgy". I can remember there was a woman in my unit once who was originally from Glasgow and said to me once after I said it "Glezgy? Ye canny even fucking speak right, it's Glesga" She had severe dementia it must be noted, but I couldn't help but chuckle internally when she corrected my pronunciation Edited July 11, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 People who pronounce Glasgow like "Glassco". I was in the States once with a group of Scottish guys and when one of the Yanks said Glasgow as if it rhymed with cow, almost every Scot immediately said it properly, but in deep sync with one another. One of those situations where you had to be there to fully appreciate the comedy value. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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