KnightswoodBear Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Milk is poofy, make it with water. Water is poofy, make it with barbed wire, pish and broken glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Milk is poofy, make it with water. No. If you make it with water it has the consistency, and taste, of wallpaper paste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) No. If you make it with water it has the consistency, and taste, of wallpaper paste. Only a poof would put commas in that poofy sentence. Edited October 14, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Only a poof would put commas in that poofy sentence. ^^^^Poof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 ^^^fat poof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Porridge, milk in bowl, microwave for 3-4 minutes. Mentalists. I don't have a microwave so need to make it on the hob. Saves time in the morning and as I walk to work means I get an extra few minutes in bed. Plus I'm usually not hungry that early in the morning. Also I make mine with milk. And honey. And cinnamon. And sometimes blueberries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I don't have a microwave so need to make it on the hob. Saves time in the morning and as I walk to work means I get an extra few minutes in bed. Plus I'm usually not hungry that early in the morning. Also I make mine with milk. And honey. And cinnamon. And sometimes blueberries. And penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 And penis. Crude. I prefer the term phallus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 ^^^fat poof I carry it well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Knightswoodbear said your pants could shelter a family of refugees after he bummed you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Knightswoodbear said your pants could shelter a family of refugees after he bummed you. He's heavier than me! And short, so looks it. I'm not particularly overweight, just a wee beer belly and it's not too obvious because I'm tall. And he didn't bum me! I bummed him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 He's heavier than me! And short, so looks it. I'm not particularly overweight, just a wee beer belly and it's not too obvious because I'm tall. And he didn't bum me! I bummed him. Away and take your mooth for a shite! The first bit is utter pish. I've no arguments about the second bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Away and take your mooth for a shite! The first bit is utter pish. I've no arguments about the second bit. ^^^Short and fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Having to dodge beggars and charity volunteers when walking down the street. Fucking scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Having to dodge beggars and charity volunteers when walking down the street. Fucking scum. I believe there was a thread on here before about this very issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Chinese fucking spambots!!!! What a waste of time anyway, I'd imagine the Chinese literate portion of P&B as being roughly 0.000000001% It does just reinforce my opinion that writing in Chinese must a total PITA, it's practically artistry. I cannae even draw that wee guy with the big nose poking over a wall (can't remember his name???). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 ^^^^ word special fried rice. Anyway my petty thing for today. Went to a meeting earlier and everyone had to do a round the table introduction. However we were asked to tell everyone something interesting about themselves. It ranged from "singing backing vocals for a UK Eurovision hit" to "owing an Arbroath season ticket". Embarrassing all round. I told them I'd recently bought an electric blanket and that I once met Ghandi's grandson. Dicks. Did you also tell them any of the following; - If you stand or sit to wipe? - How you hang your toilet roll? - When you make your lunch for the next day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Chinese fucking spambots!!!! What a waste of time anyway, I'd imagine the Chinese literate portion of P&B as being roughly 0.000000001% It does just reinforce my opinion that writing in Chinese must a total PITA, it's practically artistry. I cannae even draw that wee guy with the big nose poking over a wall (can't remember his name???). Chad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 No, but I'll defiantly use them next time.That's the best way, f**k them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 There is only one correct way to make porridge. Oats, whole milk, salt. Anything else is poofy and / or English. Reported. You think some people would grow up Fucking milk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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