Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I'm with Peter on this. You can all pretend you like porridge with water, but we all know it's for Charlie Buckets who can't afford milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I stayed in a hotel in Fort William that served me porridge with water for breakfast. It was a truly horrendous experience; I'm still recovering. It tasted like poverty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I'm with Peter on this. You can all pretend you like porridge with water, but we all know it's for Charlie Buckets who can't afford milk. Milky weirdos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You can all pretend you like porridge made with water but the rest of us know: you just got used to it in prison and now you just think you prefer gruel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 You can all pretend you like porridge made with water but the rest of us know: you just got used to it in prison and now you just think you prefer gruel. In the same way it's permissible to put a splash of water in a malt, a splash of milk on porridge made with water is only a wee bit poofy. That's the limit though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I put some boiling water in with some milk and salt to cook it. Then add a bit more milk and syrup or honey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Does he look like he takes water in his porridge? ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444844397.111371.jpg I don't fucking think so. He does take sugar though, as the diabetes has had his feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Isn't the Scots Porage* Oats guy The Hound (or at least was in the TV adverts)? Clearly not a guy who takes it with water. When told lots of people take it with water he replied "Lots of c***s". *That's how it spelt on the box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 To the tune of Scotland the brave - Yak yak my arse is calling, Must have been the porridge I Ate this morning, Up to the toilet door, Plop, on the floor, Is there is no toilet paper, Use yer finger as a scraper, That's what you get for eating Scott's porridge oats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I put some boiling water in with some milk and salt to cook it. Then add a bit more milk and syrup or honey. How very beige. Unlike you Sarge. Tempted to give it a go though, maybe I'm bicurious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Two thirds milk to one third water with salt is the correct answer.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 While I'm here. There is a guy having an affair two streets away and he keeps parking his car willynilly in our street usually taking up two or three spaces and really pissing everybody off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) How do you know he's having an affair two streets away? Are they noisy fuckers? Used to be his wee "extras" until Bad at Parking showed up. Either that or he's a very nosy neighbour. Edited October 14, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 So many arseholes on the apprentice I include Alan Sugar, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Porridge is basically Weetabix that's been left in milk too long. Mushy shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) This is nothing new or surprising. Standard, One of the guys remind me of Ollie from The thick of it. EDIT: He's just been fired Edited October 14, 2015 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Two tossers at the supermarket checkout with a bag of sweets or whatever each, and rather than pay in a one-er, they insist on paying separately. With a card. Usually teenagers. f**k OFF! Mother and daughter in the queue in front of me tonight and rather than pay for everything, the mother takes her stuff out of the trolley and pays for it...with a card...but shuffles about to find her loyalty card first. Discussion then ensues with daughter who has actually not brought any money despite picking up a very expensive bottle of vodka and snacks. The mother then has to pay for it (again rummaging around for the loyalty card) whilst glaikit daughter looks on. Any self-respecting mother would have told her to f**k right off and left her brat standing there. How are they supposed to learn? Edited October 14, 2015 by Hampden Diehard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 At McDonalds for a late night munch. I'm absolutely disgusted with myself. We're disgusted with you too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I always loved an impromptu late night McDonalds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 It was even odds on you or the green eyed Sergeant posting that response. I'm the duty Grinch tonight, deal with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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