KnightswoodBear Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 On that note whenever Jonathan Ross had a movie/pop star in for a chat on his show. I've seen your movie, loved it. I've listened to your album, loved it. I've pumped yer wife, loved it. I walked your dog, loved it I'd certainly enjoy pumping his wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 On that note whenever Jonathan Ross had a movie/pop star in for a chat on his show. I've seen your movie, loved it. I've listened to your album, loved it. I've pumped yer wife, loved it. I walked your dog, loved it Sychophantic arsehole. I never watched it for that very reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Trimming your nails just a little bit too short and it feels uncomfortable touching stuff with the tips of your fingers. Dozy p***k. How difficult is it to judge how far to cut? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 On that note whenever Jonathan Ross had a movie/pop star in for a chat on his show. I've seen your movie, loved it. A week later he'd be on Film(insert year) slating it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 On that note whenever Jonathan Ross had a movie/pop star in for a chat on his show. I've seen your movie, loved it. I've listened to your album, loved it. I've pumped yer wife, loved it. I walked your dog, loved it Mind when Clive Anderson had the Bee-Gees on his show and telt them they were pish? I'd certainly enjoy pumping his wife. For those unfamiliar, Ms Jane Goldman, ladies and gentlemen. "There are two things I'd like to congratulate you on, Ms Goldman..." "...your writing career, and putting up with your husband." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Mind when Clive Anderson had the Bee-Gees on his show and telt them they were pish? For those unfamiliar, Ms Jane Goldman, ladies and gentlemen. "There are two things I'd like to congratulate you on, Ms Goldman..." "...your writing career, and putting up with your husband." One cough and the puppies are oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Mind when Clive Anderson had the Bee-Gees on his show and telt them they were pish? Those were the days. I was staggered that they threw their toys out of the pram... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Those were the days. I was staggered that they threw their toys out of the pram... There's only one man offended now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Mind when Clive Anderson had the Bee-Gees on his show and telt them they were pish? For those unfamiliar, Ms Jane Goldman, ladies and gentlemen. "There are two things I'd like to congratulate you on, Ms Goldman..." "...your writing career, and putting up with your husband." Is she trying to smuggle Right Said Fred out of somewhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 After five hours spent compressing 25GB of data, 7zip threw a bitch fit at 97% because it needed an extra few megabytes of hard drive space. Usually gives the chance to delete some files and continue, but not this time. Starting again from scratch before bed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 (edited) Those were the days. I was staggered that they threw their toys out of the pram... Apparently, the original name of the band was Les Tosseurs, and he hit them with the fairly obvious line that they'd always be tossers to him. It wasn't exactly the most grievous insult, but the big beardy one fumed for a couple of minutes and finally lost his shit. Here it is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdvfmGPDVkk Edited October 29, 2015 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 They must have never heard of Clive. Anyone remotely familiar with his show could have clued them in that they were in for a good ripping of the pish. Bizarre watching it again, as he could obviously feel the tension coming off Beardy Gibb and backed right off after the 'Tosseurs' quip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Up for a flight to Geneva in just under 2 hours. Wide awake. Gonna be a fun first day of the holiday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The idiot who deemed his suicide attempt from The Scott Monument acceptable to do so at 3pm on a Friday. Causing the whole of the bloody road to be closed and meaning I had to sprint back to the office to get something signed and sent out before the end of the month! -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Our hours have just been cut at work and apparently if and when we pick up again those with bairns will be given priority with regards to working more. Pro creating b*****ds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) Our hours have just been cut at work and apparently if and when we pick up again those with bairns will be given priority with regards to working more. Pro creating b*****ds!That will be the ones most likely to need time off for,Sick children School pantos Arrive late due to school run Leave early due to school run Need an extra 30mins at lunch to shop for Halloween costume Nursery / school parents nights mean mean needing to leave at 3 Sports days off to watch wee Billy run in a sack and fall over when the best for the world is for somebody to tie wee Billy in sack and throw it in river...... Those types? Edited October 30, 2015 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The idiot who deemed his suicide attempt from The Scott Monument acceptable to do so at 3pm on a Friday. Causing the whole of the bloody road to be closed and meaning I had to sprint back to the office to get something signed and sent out before the end of the month! Wow. Just wow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The idiot who deemed his suicide attempt from The Scott Monument acceptable to do so at 3pm on a Friday. Causing the whole of the bloody road to be closed and meaning I had to sprint back to the office to get something signed and sent out before the end of the month! Whit the f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 The idiot who deemed his suicide attempt from The Scott Monument acceptable to do so at 3pm on a Friday. Causing the whole of the bloody road to be closed and meaning I had to sprint back to the office to get something signed and sent out before the end of the month! Did you manage to catch him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 Mind when Clive Anderson had the Bee-Gees on his show and telt them they were pish? TV gold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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