throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Cheeky c**t. Make sure your 30 000th is about ejaculating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Seem to be a lot of punters out and about just now asking who your electricity and gas supplier is. Yeah, 'cos I'm going to change it based on having spoken to some c**t in the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 You better make 30,000 a good'un. He's going to give us a Keyser Soze moment, where he reveals he's been Magee all along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I don't even think anyone who grew up watching the Australian soaps even notices the Antipodean Inflection. Can't say I really did until a few years back when it was all over the press. I've even found myself doing it a few times, but only when talking to someone i wouldn't trust to wipe their own arse properly, and I want to make sure they're at least listening to what I'm saying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Seem to be a lot of punters out and about just now asking who your electricity and gas supplier is. Yeah, 'cos I'm going to change it based on having spoken to some c**t in the street. One of them managed to talk rings round my mum until somehow she managed to sign us up for whatever company they were panhandling for. Turned out they'd asked if she knew anyone who might be interested in switching, so she gave them our phone number to get rid of them, as they'd been following her down the street. First I knew about it was when we got the phone call to "finalise your switch to us". They hung up immediately when I said I'd never even spoken to someone about switching suppliers, which just confirms to me that the companies know exactly what's going on, but they figure the future fines are worth the extra extorted cash now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 That big red Coca Cola truck is coming to asda at the Jewel tommorow. Means the usual 5pm rat race to get home will be even worse, as I have to drive past asda on the way home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Nuka colas coming, nuka colas coming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 That big red Coca Cola truck is coming to asda at the Jewel tommorow. Means the usual 5pm rat race to get home will be even worse, as I have to drive past asda on the way home.Close early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Nuka colas coming, nuka colas comingNew signing for ICT??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 8 posts away from 30k. If puns were banned you'd be sitting down around the 2k mark imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) I don't even think anyone who grew up watching the Australian soaps even notices the Antipodean Inflection. Can't say I really did until a few years back when it was all over the press. I've even found myself doing it a few times... I do it all the time . I'm doing it just now . Edited November 22, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Same day Aids results.. In the past you had a good few days to chill and bite f**k oot your fingernails and get bevvied and forget about the ghost of pussy past and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Same day Aids results.. In the past you had a good few days to chill and bite f**k oot your fingernails and get bevvied and forget about the ghost of pussy past and that. If it had been the good AIDS, you would have been fine. The Bad AIDS, on the other hand, you'd be getting a minutes silence at parkhead and anfield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 If it had been the good AIDS, you would have been fine. The Bad AIDS, on the other hand, you'd be getting a minutes silence at parkhead and anfield.And Hamilton Accies would be running around in a special commemorative strip in your honour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mancha Verde Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 If it had been the good AIDS, you would have been fine. The Bad AIDS, on the other hand, you'd be getting a minutes silence at parkhead and anfield. It's neither.. But hey.. If its good enough for Charlie Sheen its good enough for all of us. Where's that tiger blood and 7gram rock concoction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 When there's some absolute banger on the train that you have to tell 3 times to move their feet so you can get a seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Mark Ronson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Mark Ronson. His music? Him? Both? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Mark Ronson. Don't let him know that. He'll funk you up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 His annoying voice and general smugness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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