RussellV1 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I just rubbed my eye after eating jalepeno peppers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I just rubbed my eye after eating jalepeno peppers The other eye will be the next one to nip next....Just give it a few hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hahn Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I just rubbed my eye after eating jalepeno peppers Did that yesterday . It's a b*****d isn't it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 That's God's way of telling you that you're a dirty Paisley b*****d who needs a wash. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I just rubbed my eye after eating jalepeno peppers Just be grateful you didn't go for a slash. Anyway, my PTTGOYN is that I'm STILL fecking ill. I've now lost out on about 18 hours wages this week because of it, something I really can't afford to be doing with a trip to Amsterdam to pay for next week. Also looks like I won't be able to play football tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 When uve got a 10am lecture and it takes you 35 minutes to find a parking space...then you have to weave your way through the various leaflet distributors for the trendy nightclubs in the city centre...only to find your lecture has been cancelled an you have to consider sicide on the Kincardine Bridge before travelling back through to Dunfermline......also...£1.20 for a can of Irn Bru at Cluny Clays driving range... wtf is that about?!?!?!?!? You can walk from Causewayhead to Stirling Uni in about ten minutes, instead of spending over half an hour finding a space. I do it every day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I forgot my season ticket today, which meant I had to pay full price. As if today couldn't have gone worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellV1 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 That's God's way of telling you that you're a dirty Paisley b*****d who needs a wash. have you ever tried washing your eye? it's not that easy trust me Just be grateful you didn't go for a slash. true enough.......still stung like f**k though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 My daughters work has went into administration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Packing for a week in Dublin. I don't want to go, my work isn't good enough, and I frankly don't give a f**k about this boring fucking conference. Plus I'm not going to be able to skive as my supervisor is going to be spending the week there. Plus I'm an idiot, and managed to book the wrong flights, so I'm going to be going from Edinburgh to Dublin via Southampton. I just want to sleep in my own bed and get some peace to get all my outstanding work done. On another note, does anyone know if they use British plug sockets in Ireland? I genuinely have no idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I just want to sleep in my own bed and get some peace to get all my outstanding work done. On another note, does anyone know if they use British plug sockets in Ireland? I genuinely have no idea. UK & Ireland use the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 UK & Ireland use the same. Cheers lad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 When you get one of those colds that totally blocks your nose and you can't taste anything. Not only that but you can't breathe through your nose and you have to sit about with our gob hanging open and a lot of the time you dribble as well. I don't like those sorts of colds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 When you get one of those colds that totally blocks your nose and you can't taste anything. Not only that but you can't breathe through your nose and you have to sit about with our gob hanging open and a lot of the time you dribble as well. I don't like those sorts of colds. Ill buy you a really big packet of lozenges! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Ill buy you a really big packet of lozenges! Animal tranquilizers might be better to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Animal tranquilizers might be better to be honest. I can try, but I'm not entirely sure what the staff at the 24 hour petrol station would make of a hairy man asking to buy a really big packet of animal tranquillisers at 1am on a Sunday morning. Awkward questions might be asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 I can try, but I'm not entirely sure what the staff at the 24 hour petrol station would make of a hairy man asking to buy a really big packet of animal tranquillisers at 1am on a Sunday morning. Awkward questions might be asked. But I want to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 But I want to sleep The cry of many a P&Ber. You should go and find the nocturnal thread if you're staying up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 But I want to sleep Can you not just lick a toad? Or does that only happen in fiction? What other possible reason would there be to keep toads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Can you not just lick a toad? Or does that only happen in fiction? What other possible reason would there be to keep toads? Renton asked me to pass on a message to you... "GEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIITUPYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He may have been slightly inebriated (as I am just now), because he'd just finished singing "DUNC, DUNC, SUPER DUNC". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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