Michael W Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 The driver was Celtic minded Beyemystic will be wanting him appointed on a 4 year contract. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was actually tempted to start reading "Let's Make The Most Pages", until I realised that I had a balcony I could jump off first. Oh tell the truth! You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 f**k me, so it is. I never knew that until now. A quick google set me straight. Humble apologies to the entire P&B family. Don't feel bad mate. It was a compliment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Aye, so you did! Would a beer or two at the fives be suitable payment? Nay lass. A superior cliquey attitude and relevant snootiness when dealing with plebs is fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Oh tell the truth!You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... I'd thank you not to mention it. Nay lass.A superior cliquey attitude and relevant snootiness when dealing with plebs is fine. Done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You so fat, you walked past the telly and I missed the first season of Lost.Thanks, Dunc. He is not fat he is just chunky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Be him goobledy, or gobbledy, that sir, is racist. f**k me, so it is. I never knew that until now. A quick google set me straight. Humble apologies to the entire P&B family. I think it may be if you mispell it by isolating the word 'Gook', which is definitely a derogatory reference to East Asian people and particulary used by American troops when referring to the Viet Cong in the Vietnam war. However, spelt correctly, it isn't at all... Gobbledygook was coined by U.S. Rep. Maury Maverick in a 30 March 1944 memo banning "gobbledygook language" at the Smaller War Plants Corporation. It was a reaction to his frustration with the "convoluted language of bureaucrats." He made up the word as an onomatopoeic imitation of a turkey's gobble. Now the matter of a turkey gobbling....well that might raise a few eyebrows in the animal welfare world! Oh tell the truth!You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... No just the weans.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Oh tell the truth!You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 England losing to the Netherlands. That's just taking the bloody piss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Thanks He called you a vacuous tart! I wouldn't listen to him though, he's just a meanie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Feeling a tad stressed, my inability to find a summer job in Haddington and waiting for exam results and the ones I have recieved have hardly set the heather on fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 England losing to the Netherlands. That's just taking the bloody piss! Did England get beat or are you just having a laugh ? On sky sports news it all they have been talking about all week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I'm bored out of my trolley, so I've been clicking on a few buttons on the site.I clicked on "My Friends" and revealed - There are no friends to display I've regressed from bored to morose. I have you listed as a friend on mine In other news, I'm working today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I have you listed as a friend on mine In other news, I'm working today Yeah, I finally mangaged to work that one out. I've even got friends listed who I've never heard of! Now all I need to know is how you select a "friend" and more importantly what is the point of doing it (other than the obvious answer that you consider them to be a "friend"!). Enjoy your day! If it helps cheer you up, Matthew was down last night and I was holding up in the air and he was giggling his head off when, without warning, he emptied the contents of his bottle all over my face. Unfortunately his bottle contents had already been consumed prior to this occurance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Yeah, I finally mangaged to work that one out. I've even got friends listed who I've never heard of!Now all I need to know is how you select a "friend" and more importantly what is the point of doing it (other than the obvious answer that you consider them to be a "friend"!). Enjoy your day! If it helps cheer you up, Matthew was down last night and I was holding up in the air and he was giggling his head off when, without warning, he emptied the contents of his bottle all over my face. Unfortunately his bottle contents had already been consumed prior to this occurance. Nice one Matthew, now if only your football team could find the target too! Och I'm no that sad, I had Thursday off instead and I'm not in until noon on Monday as I'm on 12-8 next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Cricket, fucking cricket! Also I agree with the guy who mentioned the folk who wear ferarri gear. When I see them, I always think of the friends episode when Joey pretended to have a porche 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Theres been an axe murder and one of Berwick's most affluent streets! Ridiculous!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 We missed out on qualification for the knock-out stages of the Fife's Finest 7's tournament this morning by three goals However, we were also fucking AWFUL. The worst i've ever seen us play. This includes 7's 11's and 5's. Fucking terrible. I also got a fucking belter of a dead leg from Stevie McGuire, who's a local boxer. He's got one brutal knee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 If it helps cheer you up, Matthew was down last night and I was holding up in the air and he was giggling his head off when, without warning, he emptied the contents of his bottle all over my face. Unfortunately his bottle contents had already been consumed prior to this occurance. Part of the joys. Both my neices have left little presents of regurgitation on me in the last couple of years. I take it as a compliment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Speccy carrot top pacing the floor and whistling near me. I'd kill myself but hell is full of these mutants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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