Toma_BullyWee Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Insomnia's a bitch. What time is it over there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 01.35. I could count sheep, but there's a lot of them in the South Island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 And many of them are still 'entertaining' clients..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I won't disagree with that Monster, and compared to some of the 'beauties' I have seen in the south island, sheep shagging's actually understandable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 and I'm off to bed, night y'all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I sat down to watch the tennis and then realised, "Come to think of it, I actually don't give a shit". So that's that then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Went to the pub to meet a teetotal friend to sort out some rental problems. I planned on having 1 whisky but ended up drinking 9, and my stomach hurts today. eogrjeghwowgf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Went to the pub to meet a teetotal friend to sort out some rental problems. I planned on having 1 whisky but ended up drinking 9, and my stomach hurts today. eogrjeghwowgf So now you've got rectal problems as well as rental problems? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 So now you've got rectal problems as well as rental problems? Quite. Renal too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I went back to Kirkcaldy Job Centre today, to try and get a job in Toys 'R' Us, and the wee interview I had with some wee wifey was like something out of a sketch show. Her: "Why do you want to work in Toys R Us?" Me: "Well, I think it'd be a fun place to work." (This is not an honest answer. I don't want to work there, I'm applying for every job that I can, I didn't hand pick the position "ANY" at Toys R Us) Her: "Aye... it can be that sometimes..." I think I said "fun". Maybe what she heard was "soul destroying", I'm not sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 (edited) I went back to Kirkcaldy Job Centre today, to try and get a job in Toys 'R' Us, and the wee interview I had with some wee wifey was like something out of a sketch show.Her: "Why do you want to work in Toys R Us?" Me: "Well, I think it'd be a fun place to work." (This is not an honest answer. I don't want to work there, I'm applying for every job that I can, I didn't hand pick the position "ANY" at Toys R Us) Her: "Aye... it can be that sometimes..." I think I said "fun". Maybe what she heard was "soul destroying", I'm not sure. I've finally lost my marbles. I'm sure I attached a picture here and it's disappeared despite still showing on the post script. Edited July 4, 2009 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You are alive, how are you? uh, I'm fine other than working out how to pay the seven horsemen of the apocalypse and the boatman across the Styx (HBOS ) £250 I don't have mid week but things will sort themselves out in the end so yeah I'm fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I went back to Kirkcaldy Job Centre today, to try and get a job in Toys 'R' Us, and the wee interview I had with some wee wifey was like something out of a sketch show.Her: "Why do you want to work in Toys R Us?" Me: "Well, I think it'd be a fun place to work." (This is not an honest answer. I don't want to work there, I'm applying for every job that I can, I didn't hand pick the position "ANY" at Toys R Us) Her: "Aye... it can be that sometimes..." I think I said "fun". Maybe what she heard was "soul destroying", I'm not sure. Actually, I've just remembered something else she said. "It's a new store, so it's basically just a massive box at the moment. As part of your training, you'll have to do Fixtures, which is just putting up all the shelves and everything, so that should be fun." Eh!? For a start, I'm not entirely sure that people who are being trained to sell toys should be putting up massive shelf things, but I'll let that go. It's almost certainly not going to be fun... It sounds terrible! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Eh!? For a start, I'm not entirely sure that people who are being trained to sell toys should be putting up massive shelf things, but I'll let that go. It's almost certainly not going to be fun... It sounds terrible! You kidding? Putting up shelves and building stuff sounds well more fun than actually selling things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You kidding? Putting up shelves and building stuff sounds well more fun than actually selling things. I'm wondering now if all the shelves in Toys R Us are made from Mechano. Because that would be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I've gone and poured myself a lovely glass of whisky when I should really be going to bed. This probably won't end well, but I have to drink it now that it's out of the bottle. It'd be rude otherwise. The perfect argument for the discerning drinker.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 netbeans 6.7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 (edited) netbeans 6.7 Does it still run as fast as a rotting corpse? My nag, cubic spline interpolation in Matlab, how does it work?? Has anyone used it? Edited July 4, 2009 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I went back to Kirkcaldy Job Centre today, to try and get a job in Toys 'R' Us, and the wee interview I had with some wee wifey was like something out of a sketch show.Her: "Why do you want to work in Toys R Us?" Me: "Well, I think it'd be a fun place to work." (This is not an honest answer. I don't want to work there, I'm applying for every job that I can, I didn't hand pick the position "ANY" at Toys R Us) Her: "Aye... it can be that sometimes..." I think I said "fun". Maybe what she heard was "soul destroying", I'm not sure. You should've broken the ice with some toy related jokes. Or maybe not judging by her response to your answer , anyways , why does Barbie never get pregnant ? Because Ken always 'comes' in another box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I'm wondering now if all the shelves in Toys R Us are made from Mechano. Because that would be fun. It was called Meccano, when I was a lad. On a more serious point, there are definitely health & safety regulations in respect of numpty salespeople erecting fixtures. At the very least you should be provided with the correct safety equipment and more than likely get some formal training hammered into you before they let you loose with a screwdriver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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