Widge Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Don't think they will get the crowds at Dens they're hoping for despite the money they've spent. If they get more than an average 4,500 I will be amazed, Jocky will f**k it up as usual and their crowds will dwindle, bet he is sacked before christmas as scumdee languish in 5th place as ICT walk the league. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If they get more than an average 4,500 I will be amazed, Jocky will f**k it up as usual and their crowds will dwindle, bet he is sacked before christmas as scumdee languish in 5th place as ICT walk the league. Buckie Thistle gubbed ICT the other day in a pre season friendly. Could easily have been 6-0. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 the missus lost my bank card last night, so that's $15 for a new one. I will be charged $3 at the branch to take money out, and I've cut myself shaving. great start to the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napolean Dynamite Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I hate seeing people eating breakfast and making a big deal about getting breakfast.Seeing someone sitting eating cereal or toast infuriates me What do you have for breakfast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 The wee b*****ds from last night have been back again and this time, not only switched off the traffic lights, but the street lights for a long stretch of the road as well. I can't be arsed phoning the police station again. Someone else can do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 It appears my mother has herself a boyfriend. Sad state of affairs when yer maw's getting more action than you are. I'm happy for her, but still......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 It appears my mother has herself a boyfriend. Sad state of affairs when yer maw's getting more action than you are. I'm happy for her, but still......... I saw a woman in Tesco who was easily about 6ft 4", im not entierly sure why I thought of you but I think I read about you going for the taller ladies... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I saw a woman in Tesco who was easily about 6ft 4", im not entierly sure why I thought of you but I think I read about you going for the taller ladies... That reminds me of something Naught A Chance said to me a few weeks ago. I couldn't possibly say what it was though, but it's nice to see fellow forumers thinking of me in their everyday lives! Next time you see one that height, tell her to sign up and send a PM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 It appears my mother has herself a boyfriend. Sad state of affairs when yer maw's getting more action than you are. I'm happy for her, but still......... Sorry about that! But your mum is a bit of a goer! I should have been more considerate before turning on my kilted charm! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) That reminds me of something Naught A Chance said to me a few weeks ago. I couldn't possibly say what it was though, but it's nice to see fellow forumers thinking of me in their everyday lives! Next time you see one that height, tell her to sign up and send a PM. Give me a card with something like Toma Taller than you, looking for fun and maybe more 07???????? On it and I shall hand it out to all woman I see who are over 6" Edited July 16, 2009 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Sorry about that! But your mum is a bit of a goer! I should have been more considerate before turning on my kilted charm! Give me a card with something likeToma Taller than you, looking for fun and maybe more 07???????? On it and I shall hand it out to all woman I see who are over 6" Just print off my avatar and on the back write "Hey, sexy". They'll collapse in a puddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 (edited) I know I should go to bed for the sake of my health at least but I'm not sleepy in the slightest! And the motor sport commentator has just wished good luck the one "Lady Driver" in the race. Patronising, sexist pig! Edit: She appears to be roasting them so far! Edited July 17, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 1 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)1 Members: Kilt Just as it was getting interesting, everyone's fúcked off to bed! Savo is a lightweight, Savo is a lightweight, Na na na na, Na na na na! Oh Poo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lang Toun Lad Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Ibiza last week, Amsterdam next, nothing this week. Life sucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The self service till at Tesco telling you there's an "unexpected item" in the bit where you put your shopping after you scan it, but there's nothing there and the staff, who just need to press a button to allow me to continue walk about like farts in a trance. That said, my mate told me he was using it one day and sneezed, but couldn't cover his face in time and the same message came out right before he scanned his shopping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Its been pishing down in Edinburgh for the last 24 hours.... Im of to build an Ark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Its been pishing down in Edinburgh for the last 24 hours.... Im of to build an Ark. I'm having to dig out the canoe to go to my other work later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm having to dig out the canoe to go to my other work later Must be murder on the roundabouts.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Pagan Police being granted days off for the Solstice and all that shite. Do Christian Police get granted time off for Christmas? Does crime take a holiday? No, it does not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 And the motor sport commentator has just wished good luck the one "Lady Driver" in the race. Patronising, sexist pig! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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