county-mad Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 My girlfriend has decided that she wants to get into football so that she can spend more time with, or at least be able to come to the pub occasionally and understand the conversation.Anyway, she says she can't support the Rovers, because, after a brief review of the squad online, they "look like retards". She doesn't even think that Graham Weir is a sexy, sexy man. I do! I once went through the whole County squad with an ex. She nearly burst into tears when she saw Jimmy Scott. Even when I told her about his work-rate she still couldn't look at him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Apparently, his eyes are too close together.No mention of his moustache though, strangely, because she can't wait to rip into me when mine is in a similar state... She has bad taste, except from you obviuosly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Apparently, his eyes are too close together.No mention of his moustache though, strangely, because she can't wait to rip into me when mine is in a similar state... She's right, they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunc? Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 She has bad taste, except from you obviuosly. I like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 She's right, they are. Away with you, not a bad word should be said about him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Away with you, not a bad word should be said about him. I'm sure to a man he's a legend, a God even. To a woman, his footballing ability is completely separate to his looks, and his eyes are too close together. I'm sorry you had to hear that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm sure to a man he's a legend, a God even. To a woman, his footballing ability is completely separate to his looks, and his eyes are too close together. I'm sorry you had to hear that. It hurt a little 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunc? Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I should mention that, as sexy as Graham Weir is, he cannot hold a torch to my lovely girlfriend, of course. Unless you're reading this, Graham, in which case, you know what to do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 If Stevie Hislop was still a Raith Rovers player, Dunc's girlfriend would be begging to go to Spartans tomorrow. He's a sexy man. I am devastated we let him go. Devastated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride of Lanarkshire Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Stupid fucking Glasgow skanks who insist on wearing their pyjama bottoms all day walking about the toon. Stick some trousers or a skirt on, that you havent been sleepin in. Ya smelly rotters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 If Stevie Hislop was still a Raith Rovers player, Dunc's girlfriend would be begging to go to Spartans tomorrow. He's a sexy man. I am devastated we let him go. Devastated. According to a girl I know, Ferry is the best looking player in our team She clearly knows nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunc? Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 According to a girl I know, Ferry is the best looking player in our team She clearly knows nothing. He looks like a cartoon mouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 He looks like a cartoon mouse. Just noticed that, but she thinks he is lovely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 My girlfriend has decided that she wants to get into football so that she can spend more time with, or at least be able to come to the pub occasionally and understand the conversation. Next thing you know she'll be posting on P&B GN commenting on everything; including your inadequacies. You have been warned. Opinionated arsey females; as if there aren't enough of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Next thing you know she'll be posting on P&B GN commenting on everything; including your inadequacies. You have been warned.Opinionated arsey females; as if there aren't enough of them. You think Dunc has inadequancies, you crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You think Dunc has inadequancies, you crazy. Who's crazy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Who's crazy? Did I spell it wrong? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Next thing you know she'll be posting on P&B GN commenting on everything; including your inadequacies. You have been warned.Opinionated arsey females; as if there aren't enough of them. Balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The Phoenix's inadequate knowledge of The Planet of the Clangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Iphone advert just on: The new iphone can do some pretty incredible things. You can copy a phone number...you can paste a phone number! You can copy an article....you can paste an article! You can copy a map...well you get the idea. The new Iphone... Thats not incredible! Thats technology thats been around for years, that basically every other phone apart from the iphone does by default. Take your "incredible" pish and f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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