Sweet Pete Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 You get £70 odd quid for signing the death certificate! How good is that? Aye, in that case let's hope someone dies soon. My money's on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Aye, in that case let's hope someone dies soon.My money's on you. It's like when you put money on your own team to lose. Sure, you don't want them too, but it's an emotional crutch if they do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 It's like when you put money on your own team to lose. Sure, you don't want them too, but it's an emotional crutch if they do. I don't think £70 quite cuts it, Fudge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 (edited) I don't think £70 quite cuts it, Fudge. I'm not suggesting anyone does a Shippo, but if you are a doctor and are attending seriously unwell people all day every day, some of them ARE going to die while they're in hospital and £70 for signing a bit of paper isn't a bad deal. Edited October 1, 2009 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engy FSE Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Scottish folk who wear England tops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 The fat family from dundee where on the news tonight! I wonder why they took their kids from them(Well two of them.) It's a fucking wonder the blobs husband could find her fanny to get her up the duff seven times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 (edited) Whilst sitting relaxing, not long after my dinner, I got a phone call asking why I wasn't at fives yet. AHHHH! Drove like a maniac away up the back of the East end of Greenock and now feel like complete shit as my dinner fails to settle in the acidy pit of my stomach. Edited October 1, 2009 by F45C15T 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 A friend of mine over in Sweden has had to go into hospital as he's been coughing up blood. I hope he's okay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 A friend of mine over in Sweden has had to go into hospital as he's been coughing up blood. I hope he's okay Not really a petty thing by all accounts, in fact hopefully it is and he makes a full recovery! Getting really bugged by daddy long legs at the moment theres hunners of em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Getting really bugged by daddy long legs at the moment theres hunners of em. Ahh on that note. The midges, they're still here! Infact there are more than usual, walking down to the town yesterday being bitten and used for a fucking midgey get together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I thought midges were a west of Scotland afflicition, like organised street violence and compulsory bigotry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I thought midges were a west of Scotland afflicition, like organised street violence and compulsory buggery? Fixed and true minus the midges 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I thought midges were a west of Scotland afflicition, like organised street violence and compulsory bigotry? Nope. They're just as prevalent here as Rangers supporters clubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I thought midges were a west of Scotland afflicition, like organised street violence and compulsory bigotry? On a similar note, my beloved Tain has become a hotbed of drugs. It's turning into Wick or Ullapool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidger Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 On a similar note, my beloved Tain has become a hotbed of drugs. It's turning into Wick or Ullapool All the fly boys, they are all drug riddled knobsters to the last one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 All the fly boys, they are all drug riddled knobsters to the last one of them. I've noticed it a lot with the young team who used to be obsessed with fighting, cars and birds. Now they're all just getting wasted and the town isn't like it was. *cue violins and rose tinted specs* It was a different place when I were a lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If I was from some diddy northern town, miles away from proper civilization I'd probably be a smackhead as well. Such places are nice for a few days jaunt but I've no idea how anyone under the age of 40 can want to live there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If I was from some diddy northern town, miles away from proper civilization I'd probably be a smackhead as well. Such places are nice for a few days jaunt but I've no idea how anyone under the age of 40 can want to live there. I've never lived there for more than two months at a time but I have been going there for between two days and two months throughout the year since the age of 5. It can be boring but it's not exactly pluto, you can still go places and do things. Ross County are just down the road in Dingwall and there's plenty of shops etc. in Inverness just over the bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I've never lived there for more than two months at a time but I have been going there for between two days and two months throughout the year since the age of 5.It can be boring but it's not exactly pluto, you can still go places and do things. Ross County are just down the road in Dingwall and there's plenty of shops etc. in Inverness just over the bridge. I used to go my holidays to Nairn, which is a great wee place and near enough civilization for me to deem habitable, but get much further north than Tain and you're just entering slit your wrists country. The Hebrides, Orkney and Shetland is another kettle of fish all together! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 A friend of mine over in Sweden has had to go into hospital as he's been coughing up blood. I hope he's okay That's happened to me as well. A sink full of blood after a puking fit. Does he drink too much on an empty stomach? The alcohol rips your oesophagus apart, strips your stomach lining and has to come out in a gore-fest like display of projectile vomiting. Not pretty. Hope he's okay. If you want more advice - you know to PM me! Hugs, peace and love H! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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