Breaking Decency Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 If you wanted to tell everyone you shave your ass hair with Bonjela, you could,ve just done it in English.Or are you allergic to that too? Cheers sir, you saved me the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 It's annoying that I am so tired after work that I have to go for a sleep when I get in so I wake up about 9 o clock and now can't get to sleep at night. This in turn leads to me being tired when I get in from work and needing a sleep and the whole sorry cycle repeats itself all week. I hate this. I also went for something to eat in a place today as a wee treat for a hard day. Anyway, I ordered the food and paid for it but I sat and waited for 25 minutes for them to bring my pudding which I had the receipt and everything for and they never brought it. They also left me with my main course plate sitting in front of me for 20 minutes after I had finished it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 (edited) I can't sleep. What the hell am I meant to do with my arms? I've often wondered this, but this is the first time its really bothered me so I can't think of anything else. When I'm lying in bed on my own, and drifting off to sleep, where do my arms go? Folding them doesn't seem right, I can't put them by my sides as I sleep on one side, and the best I've been able to come up with is right in front of me with the wrists bent like a gay dinosaur, but that makes my hands go dead. I think I may have thought about this too much while trying to sleep, and now I can't. I also went for something to eat in a place today as a wee treat for a hard day. Anyway, I ordered the food and paid for it but I sat and waited for 25 minutes for them to bring my pudding which I had the receipt and everything for and they never brought it. They also left me with my main course plate sitting in front of me for 20 minutes after I had finished it. That sounds rubbish man, especially when its a wee treat. Still, the service you describes seems par for the course in Southern Europe. Want a quick meal in Spain, Italy, or Greece? Tough! Did you get a refund? And where is this nightmarish place that we should all avoid? Edited October 1, 2009 by xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I can't sleep.What the hell am I meant to do with my arms? I've often wondered this, but this is the first time its really bothered me so I can't think of anything else. When I'm lying in bed on my own, and drifting off to sleep, where do my arms go? Folding them doesn't seem right, I can't put them by my sides as I sleep on one side, and the best I've been able to come up with is right in front of me with the wrists bent like a gay dinosaur, but that makes my hands go dead. I think I may have thought about this too much while trying to sleep, and now I can't. It does add variety. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 F***ing Owls..noisy B*****ds.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 F***ing Owls..noisy B*****ds.. Noisy Owls? OWLS?!?!...... And here was me about to moan about hordes of Austrian's swarming through the control....Capy's put my petty gripe well into perspective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 F***ing Owls..noisy B*****ds.. 12 bore would solve that problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Having to wait for a physio appointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 12 bore would solve that problem. Bit like my sex-life then - one bang and yer fecked..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Having to wait for a physio appointment. What have you hurt Lyn-Marie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Honestly it was noisy last night..Twit tooowhoo every 10 bloody seconds.I couldn't hear the trains.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 What have you hurt Lyn-Marie? Adam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Adam? Unusual for someone so young to be that tired of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 new confidence tutor is fucking pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 new confidence tutor is fucking pish Surely that gives you confidence in that you could do a better job? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Surely that gives you confidence in that you could do a better job? i could do a better job than her, she's pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 new confidence tutor is fucking pish Stick a brown paper bag over her head, hold it in place with a set of headphones and she'll look great. Get in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 i could do a better job than her, she's pish Reverse psychology my boy.........its working so she must be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Stick a brown paper bag over her head, hold it in place with a set of headphones and she'll look great. Get in there. erm, she's like your age and she's rank Reverse psychology my boy.........its working so she must be good. no, she's pish and she making me wish i had my old one back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 erm, she's like your age and she's rank Kilt - fancy a trip to Dundee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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