Michael W Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 (edited) Stop poaching my territory or I'll scramble the heavies and have you fried. Don't cluck with me man, you hear? Edited September 30, 2009 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Anyone see André Beaky tonight? Not a chance, sightings of him are as rare as hen's teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Feather or not you find these puns funny, you've got to appreciate the effort that goes into them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Don't cluck with me man, you hear? Think one of your testicles instead of egg, Michael ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 An uninteresting fact for you: I could never get the measles jab as it is prepared partly from the white of an egg (which I'm allergic to). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 An uninteresting fact for you: I could never get the measles jab as it is prepared partly from the white of an egg (which I'm allergic to). freak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 freak. Ta. I'm also allergic to Kiwi Fruit, Nuts, Penicillin, Powdered latex (as I found out the bad way whilst being operated on) and Morphine. There you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Ta. I'm also allergic to Kiwi Fruit, Nuts, Penicillin, Powdered latex (as I found out the bad way whilst being operated on) and Morphine. There you go. A medical marvel, you might say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 A medical marvel, you might say? Oh yes, I'm a doctors delight here. 30 squid a visit minimum plus whatever extra they want to pile on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Ta. I'm also allergic to Kiwi Fruit, Nuts, Penicillin, Powdered latex (as I found out the bad way whilst being operated on) and Morphine. There you go. Must be shit having so many allergies. I'm not allergic to anything (with the possible exception of work). I can remember when I was young my Dad nearly dying from an allergic reaction to penicillin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Ta. I'm also allergic to Kiwi Fruit, Nuts, Penicillin, Powdered latex (as I found out the bad way whilst being operated on) and Morphine. There you go. Only thing Im alergic to. I think. Must be shit having so many allergies.I'm not allergic to anything (with the possible exception of work). I can remember when I was young my Dad nearly dying from an allergic reaction to penicillin. I know someone who is in the hospal most weeks with alergic reactions. Its must be shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Must be shit having so many allergies.I'm not allergic to anything (with the possible exception of work). I can remember when I was young my Dad nearly dying from an allergic reaction to penicillin. It's not so bad really. I've had some awful times though, my ex's birthday was spent in ICU when I ate HER birthday cake causing anaphylaxis, as well as NYE when I was 17 doing pretty much the same. I've learnt to be careful now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Oh yes, I'm a doctors delight here. 30 squid a visit minimum plus whatever extra they want to pile on. that's insane. But at the end of the day, if you're not well, you have to go for a czech-up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I know someone who is in the hospal most weeks with alergic reactions. Its must be shite. Indeed. Sometimes us "normal" folk forget how lucky we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 that's insane.But at the end of the day, if you're not well, you have to go for a czech-up. Stop the bloody puns! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Indeed.Sometimes us "normal" folk forget how lucky we are. No one is "normal". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 that's insane.But at the end of the day, if you're not well, you have to go for a czech-up. Jo ty vole. Je moc spatne. Nemocnice tady je zpet decet rok tak stara vybava - jedno monitorace pro pet lidi. ty kravo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Stop the bloody puns! Period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Period. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 (edited) Jo ty vole. Je moc spatne. Nemocnice tady je zpet decet rok tak stara vybava - jedno monitorace pro pet lidi. ty kravo. If you wanted to tell everyone you shave your ass hair with Bonjela, you could've just done it in English. Or are you allergic to that too? Edited October 1, 2009 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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