Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 After disgracing myself yesterday I'm on the soft drinks today. Drank 12 pints and a bottle of red and fell asleep by 7 p.m. Ayrgirl wasn't best pleased. Because you fell asleep or because it was her wine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 After disgracing myself yesterday I'm on the soft drinks today. Drank 12 pints and a bottle of red and fell asleep by 7 p.m. Ayrgirl wasn't best pleased. I was up in Dundee to see a pal on Wednesday. I was out on Tuesday night, and was drinking a cacophony of various beers and spirits and hadn't eaten anything after about 6. I then crawled out of bed and onto the train up to Dundee and walked right out of the station into the pub, then went from ale-house to lager-shack all afternoon. I ended up sleeping in his flat from 6 til 9 before getting my train home again. It wasn't like I disgraced myself by spewing everywhere or anything, but it's incredibly poor form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Maybe he fell asleep ON Ayrgirl? You bad, bad, bad man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Because you fell asleep or because it was her wine? The wine was with lunch at the sponsors table in the rugby club. She was mad because we were having Chinese and she waited for me to get up, then eventually woke me at 10 p.m. and asked if I wanted fed. Apparently I refused and fell back asleep, then got up at 1 a.m. as she was getting ready to turn in, went downstairs, noticed the remnants of her meal and asked why she hadn't got me anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I love them After disgracing myself yesterday I'm on the soft drinks today. Drank 12 pints and a bottle of red and fell asleep by 7 p.m. Ayrgirl wasn't best pleased. Yip... i really need to ease up..but i am due time off work ,so idol hands etc etc.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Rung my mate who says he's getting me a lift to the gig tonight at 6:45.....no reply! Do I get the bus and Clockwork Orange, or wait in case he turns up.....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Rung my mate who says he's getting me a lift to the gig tonight at 6:45.....no reply! Do I get the bus and Clockwork Orange, or wait in case he turns up.....? You in a band? Kilt and the BAPs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 From my flat, I can hear the cretinous yelping and shouting from, I can only assume, Rangers fans. Was planning on meeting a friend for a pint later on but I think I will stay in and watch the NFL instead Buy an air gun and take out your frustration on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 FIFA10 is sold out in Tesco and Asda. Now I'll have to wait until next weekend, probably. Fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 You in a band?Kilt and the BAPs? I was in a band, actually. The Popular Misconceptions - waaaaay back in the '80's! B) "Kilt and the BAPs" - Naw, it's The Pixies tonight at the SECC. Can't wait! Son and daughter will be there too, as well as Marrezz and Thundermonkey, who I'm getting a lift off. B) Roll on Monday morning though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I was in a band, actually. The Popular Misconceptions - waaaaay back in the '80's! B) "Kilt and the BAPs" - Naw, it's The Pixies tonight at the SECC. Can't wait! Son and daughter will be there too, as well as Marrezz and Thundermonkey, who I'm getting a lift off. B) Roll on Monday morning though! Damn, you were supposed to ask what BAP stood for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Damn, you were supposed to ask what BAP stood for. Boring Auld Pervs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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