Smurph Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Stop moaning, you aren't going to dissolve as soon as a bit of rain hits you. You never know. He is a witch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 My mum and dad both work on Wednesdays, so I woke up around 10am ish, went downstairs for a drink then came back up to my room and settled down to watch some good quality pornography. I had the sound up full blast and everything to get maximum enjoyment from my wank and began whacking away . After I'd finished I went through to my mum and dad's room (which shares a wall with mine) to get a towel for a shower and was horrified to find my mum sitting up in bed reading a magazine as she'd had to call in sick with the 'flu!Needless to say I was rather embarassed Was she reading a porn mag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Did she know how to spell it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Can't find the Stupid Things Women Say thread, so just posting in here because I have to work with this bint…We received a letter in today from a fairly well-known actor, said bint says "did he not die 3 or 4 years back?" Well, not unless the postal service is phenomenally slow. she could have a point if it arrived Royal Mail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Edit - I mean it's not going to be as heavy as it was earlier. Very helpful - thank you! You never know. He is a witch. True... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'm not long in from college and couldn't even give the wee man a cuddle when I got in (which upset him a bit) because I was soaked right through. My hair's still dripping wet now. My jeans and jacket were stuck to me. I've never been in rain that heavy in my life. Still, I'm changed into dry clothes and I have a cup of tea so I'm happy. It's only a bit of water. Stop bloody moaning! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'm not long in from college and couldn't even give the wee man a cuddle when I got in (which upset him a bit) because I was soaked right through. My hair's still dripping wet now. My jeans and jacket were stuck to me. I've never been in rain that heavy in my life.Still, I'm changed into dry clothes and I have a cup of tea so I'm happy. It's only a bit of water. Stop bloody moaning! Well at least it's proved you're not a witch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'm not long in from college and couldn't even give the wee man a cuddle when I got in (which upset him a bit) because I was soaked right through. My hair's still dripping wet now. My jeans and jacket were stuck to me. I've never been in rain that heavy in my life.Still, I'm changed into dry clothes and I have a cup of tea so I'm happy. It's only a bit of water. Stop bloody moaning! Please note my restraint in light of that blatent invitation for a smutty remark - I'm saving myself for Lilly! (the poor lass) Can't put it off any longer - monsoon here I come... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Well at least it's proved you're not a witch. That's a myth. As anyone who's ever met me will tell you, I so am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 That's a myth. As anyone who's ever met me will tell you, I so am. mmm the water test didnt work so can you chuck yourself in a fire to see if you dont burn?? its the only way to prove it now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Chris Moyle's parody album looks absolutely shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Think I have the cold coming on runny nose are flem are starting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I need to get up at half 6 tomorrow morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Got ANOTHER cold. No wonder when I've been soaked coming back from school every day for 3 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Got ANOTHER cold. No wonder when I've been soaked coming back from school every day for 3 weeks. Oh right, because the cold is scientifically proven to be caused by rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) Got ANOTHER cold. No wonder when I've been soaked coming back from school every day for 3 weeks. Oh right, because the cold is scientifically proven to be caused by rain. We know, we know! Edited November 25, 2009 by Gall09 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Got ANOTHER cold. No wonder when I've been soaked coming back from school every day for 3 weeks. Probably because you're stuck in your room, on your computer/xbox and sitting in your own filth, breathing in your own germs. Get some fresh air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 P&B is sympathetic eh? Ta lads! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Bloody sat navs,I went to buy a car tonight and it took us 5 miles from where we should have been. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Bloody sat navs,I went to buy a car tonight and it took us 5 miles from where we should have been. Wouldn't have happened if you'd used a map. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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