bullywee Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Never mind that, where's my crate of booze I've ordered for Christmas? never mind that, i was supposed to have a wife coming over from thailand. she'll be freezing her nips off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 never mind that, i was supposed to have a wife coming over from thailand. she'll be freezing her nips off. I think she is on a pre 10 delivery for Monday. Slightly soiled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 never mind that, i was supposed to have a wife coming over from thailand. she'll be freezing her nips off. Ho Ching John McVeigh is a tit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Ho Ching John McVeigh is a tit? :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 At one stage I apparently caught a girl in the face with my elbow (which I'm not beating myself up about too much because if I did it was accidental) ^^^^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 ^^^^^^^^ Aye me and Tokely love a bit of lassie bashing. I think the guy who had a word with me was thinking about giving me a smack but saw I was cutting shapes with big Ross and thought against it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Lost the tv controller She's probably just popped out to the shop. Start worrying if she's not back in an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Having to watch really crap Xmas movies with the wean, even tho I have Elf recorded on thw V+ box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Bit of a hangover today. Think i will go wash the car to clear my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Not being able to find a full time job in Perth. Now going to start looking in Dundee and Stirling. I have to find something somewhere. Surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Not being able to find a full time job in Perth. Now going to start looking in Dundee and Stirling. I have to find something somewhere. Surely? Why not post your CV on P&B? You just never know, your path to fame and fortune may only be a post away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Why not post your CV on P&B? You just never know, your path to fame and fortune may only be a post away. Just like yours?: Phoenix, The Dunipace, Denny nr Falkirk Apprentice Pun Merchant for P&B Ltd. (2006 - ) Tasks included making second-rate, out-dated innuendos during conversations/arguments on PTTGOYN and RTBC. Anything from milk to butterbeans, I'm your man for cheap and predictable patter. References: XBL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Valley Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Queuing at the ATM and the person in front has 3 cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Just like yours?: Phoenix, The Dunipace, Denny nr Falkirk Apprentice Pun Merchant for P&B Ltd. (2006 - ) Tasks included making second-rate, out-dated innuendos during conversations/arguments on PTTGOYN and RTBC. Anything from milk to butterbeans, I'm your man for cheap and predictable patter. References: XBL Extremely accurate but Div already has me on the payroll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Extremely accurate but Div already has me on the payroll. Shame you're a pay-grade below me. Div pays big bucks for box-office forumites. I nearly took my business to slidingtackle! ;) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Shame you're a pay-grade below me. Div pays big bucks for box-office forumites. I nearly took my business to slidingtackle! ;) My basic may be less but I'm on performance related bonus as well. Even in a poor week, I earn more than a pipe-fitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 My basic may be less but I'm on performance related bonus as well. Even in a poor week, I earn more than a pipe-fitter. I'm paid by the negative rep point. I think I'm going to use the word "Ghetto" some time soon to provoke another raft of disgruntlement. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I earn next to nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I'm paid by the negative rep point. Kilt's one rich b*****d then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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