Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Signed. Suspect I'll be hearing from Maynards about my language. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Such a crappy day due to the lack of football fixtures. This must be what it feels like to be a poof or a woman. Had an accident in my car Don't worry yourself Keith, the seats will dry out in no time. Seriously though, hope it's not a bad one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Wimmen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Had an accident in my car Hope you are ok.. Just as well it was not the wagon eh.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Being hungover to f**k and waking up with blood on my covers. Mate was in a fight last night outside the Centenary and me being probably the greatest citizen ever had to split it up and it worked well. Also had a minor house party last night, which leaves loads of bottles and cans needing cleared and my mum needs to use the kitchen for making me my fucking fry up. I hate hangovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Being hungover to f**k and waking up with blood on my covers. Mate was in a fight last night outside the Centenary and me being probably the greatest citizen ever had to split it up and it worked well. Also had a minor house party last night, which leaves loads of bottles and cans needing cleared and my mum needs to use the kitchen for making me my fucking fry up. I hate hangovers. It's a hard life indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Okay, I didn't even manage the fry up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 It's a hard life indeed. The egg was too rubbery feeling, I almost threw up all over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Failing to realise that drinking vodka and red bull all night, topped off with a coffee upon getting home, is not conducive to a good night's sleep. The icing on the cake of cunting annoyingness, was finally drifting off at 5.30am, only to wake up half an hour later bursting for a pish. I've been up ever since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I can never sleep for long when I'm drunk. I went to bed at 5 last night and was up for 10.30. On a normal day, I'd sleep 'til around 2 or 3, I dislike it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 (edited) Spewing my ring out onto the carpet in my flat. It's cleaned up but the smell is still there. My 100% record of not chundering has gone. A sad day indeed. Edited to add:- No hangover though. Just feel like I'm going to spew my ring out again. Fucking dirty pint. Edited December 5, 2010 by yoda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Looks like a few people had a good night last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Looks like a few people had a good night last night. Certainly sir. Although I can not find my bin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Rough as f**k. Compounded by the error of having a cigarette. I doubt I'll making that mistake again for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 The impending clean-up is also a petty thing getting on my nerves. I wandered through to the kitchen for the first time today to find 4 bodies, a mountain of jackets/bags, a fort made out of empty beer/cider tins ( ) and the floors are sticky. Oh and the smell of drink, sweat and I'm guessing sick, is horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Certainly sir. Although I can not find my bin. I was at my mates 18th and my mates dared me to dance with the fat girl, being the noble man I am, I did, but I didn't have the heart to keep going so I left her on the middle of the dance floor. Rough as f**k. Compounded by the error of having a cigarette. I doubt I'll making that mistake again for a while. You made that mistake the other week, I think? On the hangover thread... Tell me I'm right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 You made that mistake the other week, I think? On the hangover thread... Tell me I'm right. I think you might be right. Sometimes when I'm hungover I smoke loads and other times it makes me feel sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Yees are all jessies! I was on snakebites, lager and Southern Comfort/Jack Daniels all night whilst fending off the romantic attempts of some sixty year old bike. I wasn't ''pishin the ceiling'' or ''shitting in urinals'' drunk, but was definitely getting there. Fresh as a daisy now mind you. :D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Being hungover to f**k and waking up with blood on my covers. Mate was in a fight last night outside the Centenary and me being probably the greatest citizen ever had to split it up and it worked well. Also had a minor house party last night, which leaves loads of bottles and cans needing cleared and my mum needs to use the kitchen for making me my fucking fry up. I hate hangovers. A guy with a second name Easson's 18th party, was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Just lost a sneeze! Was about two seconds into the inhale, building up for a good one,then the fucker just dissapeared 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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