Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I thought anyone with a hint of class shopped at Sainsburys or Waitrose... No, that's for wannabes and under stairs classes. The real class people shop at farmers markets and seek out high quality local produce at all times. They will also have a man that brings them pheasant and various other game on a regular basis. Supermarkets are for proletariat wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I am going up to the bank soon and in celebration shall be purchasing my dinner at M&S 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Oh, Waitrose almost exclusively dear chap. I'm just saying that I'd rather shop at Lidl or Aldi than either of Tesco or Asda. If I'm being honest, I am both a supermarket snob and a supermarket inverted snob. I won't shop in Tesco, Lidl, Aldi, Somerfields or Morrisons because they are all shite. But I refuse to shop at Waitrose or M&S because it's easier to see what you're looking for on an aisle without your head up your arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 No, that's for wannabes and under stairs classes. The real class people shop at farmers markets and seek out high quality local produce at all times. They will also have a man that brings them pheasant and various other game on a regular basis. Supermarkets are for proletariat wankers. Thing is "local produce" in Glasgow means the closest thing you get to game is urban fox roadkill and for one of your 5 a day it's a generous helping of cannabis leaves... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 No, that's for wannabes and under stairs classes. The real class people shop at farmers markets and seek out high quality local produce at all times. They will also have a man that brings them pheasant and various other game on a regular basis. Supermarkets are for proletariat wankers. Trust me, at Newmarket Waitrose the amount of corduroy, padded body warmers and Alice bands suggest you may be speaking only for Paisley. If I'm being honest, I am both a supermarket snob and a supermarket inverted snob. I won't shop in Tesco, Lidl, Aldi, Somerfields or Morrisons because they are all shite. But I refuse to shop at Waitrose or M&S because it's easier to see what you're looking for on an aisle without your head up your arse I hope you starve you Tory c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I hope you starve you Tory c**t. It's cod, chips and a generous platter of greens by way of accoutrement tonight. Already used up the venison and duck, you see... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Trust me, at Newmarket Waitrose the amount of corduroy, padded body warmers and Alice bands suggest you may be speaking only for Paisley. I hope you starve you Tory c**t. Nah Ayr is a racing town and is full of the county set as well. The Barbour is a sort of urban flack jacket for mental guys that come into town once a week in their pick up with no suspension, road tax or MOT , drink a skinful before lunch and then drive home again over the fields. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 The frost is killing my cuttings !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 burst pipes You should be fine given that all pipe fitters are geniuses a la Law Stud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Such a crappy day due to the lack of football fixtures. This must be what it feels like to be a poof or a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Such a crappy day due to the lack of football fixtures. This must be what it feels like to be a poof or a woman. True. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Such a crappy day due to the lack of football fixtures. This must be what it feels like to be a poof or a woman. No benders at alloa or peterhead then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 f**k! get the petition signed or my midget gem habit is over! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Maynards midget gems are fucking shitey. All misshapen and sticking together. f**k off you b*****ds and leave a wee niche for Lion. I'd willingly pay over the odds for them. This has ruined my fucking night. I'm off to order three or four jars of them just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Maynards midget gems are fucking shitey. All misshapen and sticking together. f**k off you b*****ds and leave a wee niche for Lion. I'd willingly pay over the odds for them. This has ruined my fucking night. I'm off to order three or four jars of them just in case. Same with Sports Mixtures. "Do you like the black ones?" "Of course I like the black ones. What do you think I do, throw the fuckers away?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Same with Sports Mixtures. "Do you like the black ones?" "Of course I like the black ones. What do you think I do, throw the fuckers away?" Yeah its not a good situation at all. Maynards ones are just really badly made. They taste ok and I do buy them when I need to, but Lion make them properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Yeah its not a good situation at all. Maynards ones are just really badly made. They taste ok and I do buy them when I need to, but Lion make them properly. Maynards - Stick to your Teeth Lyons - Don't End of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Maynards - Stick to your Teeth Lyons - Don't End of. Get the petition signed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Had an accident in my car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Get the petition signed! Signed. Suspect I'll be hearing from Maynards about my language. Had an accident in my car FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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