BigMartyn86 Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 When you order a dram and they serve it in a red hot glass. This happened at the weekend when I was at the supporters club poty night. I asked the barmaid for a bunnahabhain and turned down her offer of any ice or water in it. I then picked up the glass took a sip and the whisky was roasting. It's not to bad if your still at the bar as you can nip a bit of ice in the glass(although I hate putting ice in my malt) and still drink it. Another thing which gets on my tits is how a grown man can't change a tyre in a car. If I'm out driving and I see someone with a flat tyre I always look to see if it's a woman or a elderly person as I'll get out and change the tyre for them. But when you drive past and it's a guy in his twenties who looks like a fucking towie reject it seems to fill me with rage that the c**t cant change a tyre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Some b*****d has just nicked the wife's car stereo. If that's not a sign for a new car I don't know what is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Very good, do you do stand up as well as drawing yer giro? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rebel Piper Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 when you're walking along a pavement and either turn a corner, or any other situation where the person coming the opposite direction ends up only being a few yards away from you when you notice each other, you make the effort to move out of their way or swivel past them, and they don't reciprocate and it was obvious they never intended on doing so. this is worse, as happened yesterday, when it was a really rough looking, The Scheme, type wifey with her demon spawn beside her and its the kid that's in the way...the temptation to walk over him is huge but I just feel it's not worth the hypodermic needle in the neck which is sure to follow if you dont get out of his way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Anything to feed the habit I suppose..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Is that a new name for it? You live, you learn.... Ach, we went looking at a wee Alfa for her last night, this just accelerates the decision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thehillparkbairn Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 I don't know why but American's talking about football really annoy's me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 getting wakened up every half hour or so all night (other half snoring!!), and sitting on here at 0545 I'm going to feel like shit for the rest of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Walking towards someone in the street and you go left, they go left, you then go right then they go right and so on a few times before your too close and have to do a big "sorry!" then walking away feeling like a tool and thinking "why did I not just pick one side and follow it through" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Mother moaning at me for the slightest things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 People calling their Mum's 'Mother' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 People who are annoyed by others' terminology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Another thing which gets on my tits is how a grown man can't change a tyre in a car. It's a good trick if you can do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Another thing which gets on my tits is how a grown man can't change a tyre in a car. If I'm out driving and I see someone with a flat tyre I always look to see if it's a woman or a elderly person as I'll get out and change the tyre for them. But when you drive past and it's a guy in his twenties who looks like a fucking towie reject it seems to fill me with rage that the c**t cant change a tyre. Changing a tyre on a car is pretty much impossible without specialised equipment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Aren't you supposed to carry the equipment though? Or is that just in mainland Europe? Who knows, but I can change a tyre, fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Aren't you supposed to carry the equipment though? Or is that just in mainland Europe? Who knows, but I can change a tyre, fuckers. Do you mean 'changing a wheel'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I'm like a half shut knife today. (I've no idea where that saying comes from) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Yeah wheel. I'm pretty sure that's what your man was talking about. It'd be impossible to change a tyre at the side of the road Pedant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Yeah wheel. I'm pretty sure that's what your man was talking about. It'd be impossible to change a tyre at the side of the road Pedant Yeah that's what I was driving (heh) at, the bloke having a go at folk for not being able to do something but not being able to name correctly what it was that these folk are unable to do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) I'm like a half shut knife today. (I've no idea where that saying comes from) It refers to your posture if you're not feeling up to scratch ie stooped over like a half shut pen knife. What chance would you have changing a wheel if you can't work that out? Edited May 10, 2012 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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