dave258 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 After talking about going to coloursfest for ages my mate has turned round and told me that he still hasn't bought his ticket yet and doesn't know if he is going to go or not. This was after weeks of talking about it and him convincing me to go and me buying my ticket a month ago. Eta: my mate has just called to let me know he has bought his ticket ten minutes ago. Enjoy, looks like a good line up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 The clampets downstairs are at it again. It's like Jeremy Kyle Bathgate style. So far, she's had a miscarriage, one lassie is getting her c**t kicked in when she sees her, smack is keeping her man in jail and the dug who has taken off is continually getting shouted for. The ice cream van ha appeared so it might keep the brats quiet for a bit..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Dogs in general annoy the absolute fcuk out of me. They just always seem to be over excited slabbery b*****ds. Also, I hate when you're walking down the street and a person and their dog is coming the other way, the dog starts smelling and bumping into you and ye have to slow down your pace slightly to avoid clobbering their face with your knee and attempt a fake, half arsed smile so you don't look like a complete sociopath. Dugs man ffs. Mon the cats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 My non-ability to type the word probably for some reason. Usually comes out as probbaly. Anyone else have a similar equivalent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F_T_Y Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 All these union jacks in shop windows,was in St andrews today,they must be expecting a visit from old liz herself.Makes me sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 All these union jacks in shop windows,was in St andrews today,they must be expecting a visit from old liz herself.Makes me sick. You need to get a life if something as innocuous as that makes you sick. Either that or a Doctor's appointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Enjoy, looks like a good line up. Cheers. I can't make my mind up whether to watch Mallorca lee or John o'callaghan as they are both on at the same time. Might try and do both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Static shocks off of kisses suck (and no, nothing involving hoovers, plastic dolls etc). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Static shocks off of kisses suck (and no, nothing involving hoovers, plastic dolls etc). Aye Aye, trial and error is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 All these union jacks in shop windows,was in St andrews today,they must be expecting a visit from old liz herself.Makes me sick. Cheer up. I hear it's gonnae be pissing down in London Tuesday, that should sort all those snobby garden parties 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 At least you didn't get an invite to a Jubilee street party on your road. I swear if they block the road, I'll be taking the car out deliberately and making them move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 The fact that all the rangers fans on my facebook are running about acting like über patriots today, and the celtic fans are the polar opposite. Why do they feel everything has to be about them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 My non-ability to type the word probably for some reason. Usually comes out as probbaly. Anyone else have a similar equivalent? I probabably do, i just can't think of one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Does toothache (caused by a filling coming out I think) ever go away naturally? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Does toothache (caused by a filling coming out I think) ever go away naturally? Aye, usually at the crem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Folk that claim to be big Tennis fans only when Wimbledon's on the TV and don't even know when the French Open's on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 People with trolleys using the self service checkouts. f**k right off with that nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTJ Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Seeing neds wearing Converse gets on my tits. The same people wearing Converse were probably harassing others for wearing it in school. Same goes for Vans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Working today and tomorrow. And radio hootsman have went overboard with the jubilee stuff. Fair enough, yesterday was fine, the event is actually taking place but I don't really need to know about how and why the union jack was designed in 1606. All the arselicking is slowly turning me into a republican...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 When the atm you use swallows yer bank card and leaves you well and truly fooked for cash. Of course, being a bank holiday, this only makes it worse. Are banks open again tomorrow? RAGING!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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