smpar Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 One of my mates is one of my only mates who isn't going to TITP or didn't go to Rockness. He came in today and told us all to buy the early bird tickets for Rockness because they're around £100 at the moment. What he has failed to realise is that we don't have money, and any money we do have is getting spent on TITP. I don't know how, but it just pissed me off a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 One of my mates is one of my only mates who isn't going to TITP or didn't go to Rockness. He came in today and told us all to buy the early bird tickets for Rockness because they're around £100 at the moment. What he has failed to realise is that we don't have money, and any money we do have is getting spent on TITP. I don't know how, but it just pissed me off a bit. RockNess is over-rated now anyway so save some money: Go to Loch Ore, pitch a tent (the more poorly the better, one peg's enough) along the edge, take multiple crates of beer, blast out some Biffy on a playlist (live versions of course) using a set of portable speakers and throw an inflatable nessie into the water. There's also bound to be the sound of sirens in the background from Lochgelly. It'll be just like the real thing but a tenth of the price. Sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'm no just takin 4 tins ya fuckin bellend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I'm no just takin 4 tins ya fuckin bellend That's good 'cause that's a 6-pack of tins in that picture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 That's good 'cause that's a 6-pack of tins in that picture The 6 FOR £5.50 would give it away eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Trying to capture, edit and encode a few videos using Microsoft Expression and all the tests I did worked fine and had no problems. When I actually screen capture and record exactly what I want, that's when it decides not to work and unexpected errors decide to pop up. Tried to upload it without encoding to YouTube and it's taking around 300 minutes, and there's absolutely no other software on the computer that seems to accept the file and I can't be bothered downloading a converter. This proves that, one day, machines will revolt. The end is nigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Trying to capture, edit and encode a few videos using Microsoft Expression and all the tests I did worked fine and had no problems. When I actually screen capture and record exactly what I want, that's when it decides not to work and unexpected errors decide to pop up. Tried to upload it without encoding to YouTube and it's taking around 300 minutes, and there's absolutely no other software on the computer that seems to accept the file and I can't be bothered downloading a converter. This proves that, one day, machines will revolt. The end is nigh. ..and my laptop just shut down for no reason : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Cinema tickets are fucking pricey. £30 for two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Adverts for Seat on the radio with Melanie Sykes. Fucking annoying the nipples off me with her crap northern accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 The overuse of Vangelis' Chariots of Fire is really getting on my tits now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I was talking to a bird at work who I wanted to put my pecker in. There was only me and her in the office and I smelt the most unpleasant 'guff' that can only have come from her as it definitely wasn't me. Now I can't enjoy picturing things i'd do to her without thinking of the smell from her arsehole she released. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My house is probaly worth 40 times the value of my car, but is half the price to insure. WTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My house is probaly worth 40 times the value of my car, but is half the price to insure. WTF. You're unlikely to crash your house into another, or have it stolen though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My house is probaly worth 40 times the value of my car, but is half the price to insure. WTF. That's strange. Caravans are usually a b*****d to insure. I'd take the quote and run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 You're unlikely to crash your house into another, or have it stolen though. Weird shit happens in Inverkeithing. I've always been meaning to ask, To whom does Todd refer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Tubes that cycle about Glasgow on rickety old fashioned bikes like they think they're in a Belle & Sebastian video. I want to put a stick in their spokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Tubes that cycle about Glasgow on rickety old fashioned bikes like they think they're in a Belle & Sebastian video. I want to put a stick in their spokes. The other one is those muppets on the folding bikes with tiny wheels. Fucking west end syndrome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kujabi_Kujabyou Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 (edited) I have a list it's long so Enjoy!! -People who talk loudly on their phones as if they want everyone to know where they are going tonight, who they are going to shag and loudly repeating small phrases such as " Oh my god!" and "Shut up!" - People who are in a queue who moan about the queue who then join another queue thinking this one will go faster and when it dosen't they moan some more. -People who don't say thank you when you hold a door open for them. Manners never cost a thing. - When bus drivers wave at each other. Why just why? - People who throw away loose change, not only is it throwing away perfectely good legal tender ( which I will pick up and pocket for myself) it's also littering. - Fat people on trains/buses/airplanes, really any form of transport especially when they take up 2-3 seats. - People who eat loudly and with their mouths wide open. if you can't keep it in your mouth you don't deserve to eat. *Rant over. Edited June 14, 2012 by Kujabi_Kujabyou 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 I've always been meaning to ask, To whom does Todd refer? Lumsden Haha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Lumsden Haha! Not too shabby, could have been worse, it might have been Carty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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