the jambo-rocker Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I had a payment go in on Friday and duly spent it doing the shopping. I check my balance today, the payment has disappeared and I am now overdrawn. Fucking arseholes. Yeah, I managed to get a cheeky score on the Friday but it disappeared back to negative figures the next day. I looked the right tube having to put my shopping at tescos back. Still not in the account. A visit to my branch today I think, or I'll end up running my car on hope and willing it to go rather than petrol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 "Throws" go on the bed to make it look nice. Why does it need to look nice? It's a bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Women who want to make your life complicated. 'If you go to the Post Office instead of the place just next to your work you will get 2 more Euros for our £800' Just f**k right off dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) Women who want to make your life complicated. 'If you go to the Post Office instead of the place just next to your work you will get 2 more Euros for our £800' Just f**k right off dear. Sounds like sensible rather than complicated, provided you can walk to the Post Office and thereby not incur additional expenditure in doing as she suggests. You should be pleased rather than hacked off that you married into brains. Edited June 25, 2012 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Sounds like sensible rather than complicated, provided you can walk to the Post Office and thereby not incur additional expenditure in doing as she suggests. You should be pleased rather than hacked off that you married into brains. Walk to Post Office = 20 minutes. 2 Euros = £1.60. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Hayfever! Im about ready for ripping my nose and eyes out of my head. f**k you flowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) This idea which people have gradually built up whereby haggis, neeps and tatties is perceived as being a novelty food reserved for Burn's Night once a year. Guess what I'll be making myself tonight. Hayfever! Im about ready for ripping my nose and eyes out of my head. f**k you flowers. I'll make a point of stamping on a few daisies this evening just for you. I used to get bad hayfever but it disappeared after I went to work in Oregon and Washington states which happen to be the worst places in the world for it (obviously I never bothered to research this in advance). A miserable three months (except Seattle down on the coast) but obviously cured me due to sudden exposure. I keep getting nosebleeds during the summer though (had one two hours ago funnily enough!) and keep wondering if it's in any way related. Edited June 25, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Wankers who don't know how to use roundabouts. Bit harsh, they probably know fine well how to use them, it's just that indicating and steering with one hand is pretty difficult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Hayfever! Im about ready for ripping my nose and eyes out of my head. f**k you flowers. Someone here on P&B recommended dunking your head in a bucket of cold water for a few seconds, blinking as you do so, then patting dry with a towel. I'm pleased to report that it's absolute bliss. Highly recommended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Walk to Post Office = 20 minutes. 2 Euros = £1.60. Walk to Post Office = Healthy 2 Euros = 1 large beer I rest my case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Walk to Post Office = Healthy 2 Euros = 1 large beer I rest my case. Of beer I presume.......? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 This idea which people have gradually built up whereby haggis, neeps and tatties is perceived as being a novelty food reserved for Burn's Night once a year. Guess what I'll be making myself tonight. Good for you. Excellent at any time of year. IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 I just got wind of news that a person who was in the year below me at school has died on Holiday. He was a jockey by the name of Campbell Gillies. I barely knew him, but I spoke to him for the first time in a long while having a smoke only a couple of weeks ago, and he seemed like a really good lad. My condolences go out to the boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Someone here on P&B recommended dunking your head in a bucket of cold water for a few seconds, blinking as you do so, then patting dry with a towel. I'm pleased to report that it's absolute bliss. Highly recommended. Might try that when I get home. Its not so bad today but yesterday it was a fucking nightmare. I never even used to have it up until about 4 years ago too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 And that's got on your nerves? Folk who dye their eyebrows. Depends if they are going to be the same colour as their hair,it's the people that don't dye their eyebrows and it looks strange with dark eyebrows and a light coloured hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 "Mute point" It's fucking moot point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 "Mute point" It's fucking moot point Then why are you correcting it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Then why are you correcting it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 'On route' instead of the correct 'En route' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Someones using my email to send spam to people. Nothing I can do about it either. So I'm going to have to set up a new account which is just hassle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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