tinkerbelle Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Love it when you talk dirty to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pub Scarecrow Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 "would of" "should of" "could of" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 When you randomly get that random wee spray of saliva from beneath your tongue. F*** knows what that's all about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jupiter Jazz Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Them wee bags for fruit and veg in supermarkets. Two minute job turned into ten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I hate Nissan Dukes which is unfortunate as every second car on the road seems to be a Nissan Duke at the moment. What an ugly car! Who would do into a car dealership and think "this is the car I want to be seen driving around in and only £17,000 basic!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I'm getting to the age where everything and everybody annoys the f**k out of me. Folk putting their feet up on bus seats, anybody dropping litter, fat people eating a mars bar in public. And people typing LOL in every text they send. I don't for one minute think that they actually laugh out loud after every sentence so why try and pretend that they do. And fat people, did I mention fat people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I'm getting to the age where everything and everybody annoys the f**k out of me. Folk putting their feet up on bus seats, anybody dropping litter, fat people eating a mars bar in public. And people typing LOL in every text they send. I don't for one minute think that they actually laugh out loud after every sentence so why try and pretend that they do. And fat people, did I mention fat people? I'm sure the irony of your avatar won't be lost on you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Play football on grass twice a week and on astroturf once and my feet feel fine afterwards. Play 5 aside once a week and its starting to leave me with big blister on my big toes and sole of my foot. Absolute agony and the pain lasts about a week. Tried changing footwear and bandaging up my feet but still getting blisters. Just purchased a pair of a socks that are designed to help prevent blisters. £10 for a single pair of socks!! If this doesn't work my 5 aside days are over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Play football on grass twice a week and on astroturf once and my feet feel fine afterwards. Play 5 aside once a week and its starting to leave me with big blister on my big toes and sole of my foot. Absolute agony and the pain lasts about a week. Tried changing footwear and bandaging up my feet but still getting blisters. Just purchased a pair of a socks that are designed to help prevent blisters. £10 for a single pair of socks!! If this doesn't work my 5 aside days are over. compeed is your friend. i have announced my 5s retiral as the concrete base under the pitch at soccerworld was killing my joints.how more folk arent injured playing on that shite i dont know 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 c***s sitting right next to each other having the same conversation on twitter, while laughing at unfunny jokes. I have been forced to download the mobile app out of boredom. Good Saturday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Been invited to wedding in a couple of weeks. Tried on my suit, no longer fits, obviously too many Stellas since it was last worn! Undaunted I thought , I've got a couple of black jackets and several pairs of black trousers. Nothing matches. Who'd have thought there were so many shades of fuc*in black? Off into town tomorrow to buy a new suit that I don't want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 In fairness "little or no research" is par for the course for pretty much ALL our media outlets up here! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Folk like Alan Shearer when on MOTD during an international tournement are the worst. "Don't know a lot about this unknown Serbian side" - you've had since they qualified to fucking study them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Saturday night TV, hunners of channels and lock stock at 11pm is all I fancy watching 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Brazil v Japan is about to start on bbc3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Brazil v Japan is about to start on bbc3. I've been pondering what to watch until you wrote that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 "I DID IT MY WAYYY" We know, now get the f**k off my telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 "I DID IT MY WAYYY" We know, now get the f**k off my telly. Peugeot had a GTi before VW. That annoys me the most about VW trying to claim Golfs the original and best 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 compeed is your friend. i have announced my 5s retiral as the concrete base under the pitch at soccerworld was killing my joints.how more folk arent injured playing on that shite i dont know Arabs are notoriously soft though. I actually asked for the astro surface to be lifted from my local 5s so that I could play on the bare concrete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Been invited to wedding in a couple of weeks. Tried on my suit, no longer fits, obviously too many Stellas since it was last worn! Undaunted I thought , I've got a couple of black jackets and several pairs of black trousers. Nothing matches. Who'd have thought there were so many shades of fuc*in black? Off into town tomorrow to buy a new suit that I don't want Got a cracking suit out of Slaters recently for £75. Still quite a lot of money if you don't want to pay it, to be fair. I fucking love wearing a suit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Slimmed right down - now flaunts it. Slut. To be fair, Scott has earned that right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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