thehoss Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Onesies are fucking class, don't knock until you've felt the all-encompassing warm embrace that it can deliver So it's kinda like a fart then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Pretty much any of those adverts they continue to show you at the cinemas. The Mercedes one doesn't make me want to buy the car, it makes me want to take a baseball bat to it, and to the wifey driving the fucking thing, and to the useless git sat next to her. The Fanta advert makes no sense. Trade you my car for a fanta and then just takes the fucking thing anyway? NO SENSE MAN. Kevin Bacon's EE adverts. One or two watches, I'm okay with that, but almost every fucking time I go to the cinema now. Agreed - the old orange wednesdays adverts with the ridiculous changes to the script to incorporate mobiles were much better. Steven Seagal in the exploding golf cart springs to mind! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Fucking Openreach. March 2014 for fibre at my street cabinet? Wind up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Fucking Openreach. March 2014 for fibre at my street cabinet? Wind up. But it's nearly Christmas! It'll fly in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 You admit to owning a onesie ? I own two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 A twosie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 But it's nearly Christmas! It'll fly in. It's the fact that it was originally set for March this year that annoys me. The cabinets are all there in Inverness. My one is about 70 metres from my front door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Ive just left a twosie in Cubicle threesie. I fancy a foursome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I own two. Alway thought Thistle fans had more class? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Alway thought Thistle fans had more class? Nothing classier than dressing up as a tiger or a Pikachu, mon ami. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Newsreaders who cannot keep their fcuking hands still whilst telling you something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 That mcdonalds ad where the twat walks through a puddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Barry Ferguson in the paper today crying that he got less than £100k bonus for winning the treble wi Rangers. Given you get paid very handsomely for doing your job, I wouldn't cry in a tabloid read by the working classes who earn in a year what you got in a week about how low your bonus for doing your job is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Being put on hold by an Indian in a call centre that clearly can't solve my problem. Ohh and the shite classical music it plays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Just witnessed the aftermath of an accident between a car and a mobility scooter near tesco at corstorphine. The scooter was wrecked, just hope the persons involved are Ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Me too. I wouldn't say it got on my nerves so much as it was horrible to see though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 There is two posters with rather similar names Mr X and Mr. X, one who i like the other whom i don't as much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Nothing classier than dressing up as a tiger or a Pikachu, mon ami. It's also the most surreal sight to see when you wake up hungover! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 It's also the most surreal sight to see when you wake up hungover! I'd love to be smothered by someone in a tiger onesie to make my hangovers better, TBH. Pikachu can piss off. Would not help at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I'd love to be smothered by someone in a tiger onesie to make my hangovers better, TBH. Pikachu can piss off. Would not help at all. Fill yer boots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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