Cowanthebluenose Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Was playing football on Saturday in the mighty P&D second division. The council/league allocated us a pitch in Bishopton. When we got there our manager was saying we've got the slope today lads. I thought nothing of this, maybe just a dip on the pitch or something. No, I was wrong. Slope was an understatement this was a fucking hill from the entire pitch. Was a pointless game and luckily the team we were playing against weren't the best and we comfortably won 9v2 but seriously? Why the hell are games allowed to take place on that pitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Its Saturday night and I'm sitting with a fucking onesie on, wearing my glasses coz I canny see the nexus screen having to watch fucking pishy X Factor, changed days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Cathy MacDonald is hosting some chat show shite on BBC Teuchter. She is sporting a bit of cleavage however the subtitles keep fuzzing it out. Not seen her for yonks. I mind when she used to read the morning news years ago. She came on to read the news and her hair was soaking wet and the water was dripping down her face. Feck knows what had happened but it looked funny at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Not seen her for yonks. I mind when she used to read the morning news years ago. She came on to read the news and her hair was soaking wet and the water was dripping down her face. Feck knows what had happened but it looked funny at the time. Golden Shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Re Cathy MacDonald.. Anyone know how to talk dirty in Gaelic...? OMG, totally wid... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 Re Cathy MacDonald.. Anyone know how to talk dirty in Gaelic...? OMG, totally wid... Sugh mo bhod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Went over on my ankle last night after missing a step at the bottom of the stairs, hurts like f**k but for some reason there is no swelling or bruising. Strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Re Cathy MacDonald.. Anyone know how to talk dirty in Gaelic...? OMG, totally wid... Absolutely nothing compared to Kirsteen MacDonald though. #Bòidheach 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Went over on my ankle last night after missing a step at the bottom of the stairs, hurts like f**k but for some reason there is no swelling or bruising. Strange. Did your missus moan as much after her operation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 That sun radio advert. Where Jordan is revealing which presumed tough guys are actually big softies. Basically translated to, Iv slept with so many dudes I can reveal numerous names and what they were like. Yes I am really am that slutty. (Her not me in this instance) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 That sun radio advert. Where Jordan is revealing which presumed tough guys are actually big softies. Basically translated to, Iv slept with so many dudes I can reveal numerous names and what they were like. Yes I am really am that slutty. (Her not me in this instance) Worse in that she thinks anyone with two brain cells to rub together give a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 That sun radio advert. Where Jordan is revealing which presumed tough guys are actually big softies. Basically translated to, Iv slept with so many dudes I can reveal numerous names and what they were like. Yes I am really am that slutty. (Her not me in this instance) Misspelt footballers for this pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Misspelt footballers for this pish? Eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 About 3 weeks ago I grazed my leg just below my left knee playing 8s on the Westfield pitch. Played again on Friday and did it again right on the exact same spot. I'm again playing 8s tonight and can't take much more of this pain. My jeans or duvet touch it and it's very painful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 That sun radio advert. Where Jordan is revealing which presumed tough guys are actually big softies. Basically translated to, Iv slept with so many dudes I can reveal numerous names and what they were like. Yes I am really am that slutty. (Her not me in this instance) Did she name anyone? Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Eh? http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/161111-misspelt-footballers/?view=findpost&p=6978587 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Did she name anyone? Who? I just heard the advert, I couldn't care who she rode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/161111-misspelt-footballers/?view=findpost&p=6978587 Lol, I get it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 People who say "and that" or "and them" when talking about people. For example - "Andrew and that are coming around" who's "and that"?? "Andrew and Natasha" really? Why not just say that in the first place FFS -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Plenty of seats on this train but a woman comes on and sits directly across from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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