Fuctifano Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 One of the things I dislike most in the world is meeting folk I work with on the way into or from work on public transport- been OK since I started my new job last year but a new woman started last week and she gets on at the same subway stop as me. I now need to either alter my plans and get into work earlier or make / be subjected to horrific small talk for 15 minutes when all I want to do is listen to music and / or read the paper. Or push her in front of a train. Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Trains that don't understand the Railtrack Code. Honestly nearly lost my legs underneath the fucking thing. Thinking of suing the driver. What size are your feet? I might have a buyer for your trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 ^^^ foot fetish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 One of the things I dislike most in the world is meeting folk I work with on the way into or from work on public transport- been OK since I started my new job last year but a new woman started last week and she gets on at the same subway stop as me. I now need to either alter my plans and get into work earlier or make / be subjected to horrific small talk for 15 minutes when all I want to do is listen to music and / or read the paper. Or push her in front of a train. Problem solved. Hahaha so true! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Today's gripe. Barely a week goes past without some mate or colleague having a kid. Which is fine if you're into that sort of thing, except you're expected to buy them a gift / Mothercare vouchers etc. So basically I'm paying folk to have sex and not even getting any myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The traffic lights at the bottom of the Hilltown. Green for a nanosecond, c***s. It's to give the locals longer to nick the wheels Mozza'.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 My Maths skills..or the lack of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Today's gripe. Barely a week goes past without some mate or colleague having a kid. Which is fine if you're into that sort of thing, except you're expected to buy them a gift / Mothercare vouchers etc. So basically I'm paying folk to have sex and not even getting any myself It is true what they say. Everyone is getting their Nat King. Except you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 And me. Cardinal, meet Mozza. Mozza, meet Cardinal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 * prays Mozzamozza is female * *** knows fine well he isn't *** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Applied online for my provisional drivers licence on the 16th of January and the DVLA sent me a form to fill out about a week later. Filled it out and sent it away the day I received it - so about 2 weeks ago. The identity documents I sent away got sent back to me today and I've been told to ''allow another 2 weeks'' for the actual licence. c***s. It's looking likely that my only form of ID for going back to Uni next week is an expired passport with a 5 year old photograph which bears absolutely no resemblance to me whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deano67 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Applied online for my provisional drivers licence on the 16th of January and the DVLA sent me a form to fill out about a week later. Filled it out and sent it away the day I received it - so about 2 weeks ago. The identity documents I sent away got sent back to me today and I've been told to ''allow another 2 weeks'' for the actual licence. c***s. It's looking likely that my only form of ID for going back to Uni next week is an expired passport with a 5 year old photograph which bears absolutely no resemblance to me whatsoever. I sent them an a form in October last year but "they never received it". After a bit of fannying about I cancelled the postal orders and sent away another form. A week after I sent the second form, they sent back the one they "didn't receive" with a letter saying the postal orders had been cancelled. Arseholes of the highest order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 When your sodden McDonald's bag bursts when you're almost home. Off to 5's with nae dinner for me. ^^^^^^^^ Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Said it before and I will say it again.... Fog light fannies. I haven't seen fog in Falkirk for a very long time. Yet every day I see these fannies driving round wi the foggys on. F**k up. It's no cool ya c**ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 (edited) When your sodden McDonald's bag bursts when you're almost home. Off to 5's with nae dinner for me. ^^^^^^^^ Seething. Wait a minute, you eat a McDonalds before playing football? hawd on here, are you or are you not Gary O'Connor? Edited February 6, 2014 by M0rtonfc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Great band. Saw them live at the Loch Lomond folk festival in 98.Were they on before Sodden McDonald's Bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 The fucking storms in the south of England and the folk outraged by them. It's boring as f**k. Especially when they interview the thick c***s that live there. One fat woman yesterday said "this should never, ever have happened. The house of cards came tumbling down" No, you fat mess, you live by the coast and had some worse weather than usual. haha so true. They interview the village idiot in these situations!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 haha so true. They interview the village idiot in these situations!! That's because all the non-idiots realise that it's February, and that there's going to be a lot of wind and rain, especially by the sea!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 English people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Forgetting that I used an old credit card to pay for Christmas gifts from Amazon and then receiving a "ho you owe us money and we've whacked you with a late fee" from the cc company 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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