capybara Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Gout! Fucking gout! I'd cut my toes off to be rid right now Just finished my tabs. It is agony the second time I have it. And my blood pressure is through the roof. I have to record it for a week and hand the results in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Why is there never a socket beside the bed in hotels. My phone is never going to last to w**k o clock. I filled in one of those wee customer comment cards at the Holiday Inn i Melbourne last summer to make this exact point. 3 weeks later, I got a lovely postcard from them thanking me and informing me that the sockets are hidden away behind headboard. Thanks for the response but WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 I had an interview at Harry Corry once. It ended with me having to 'sell' some curtain posts to the interviewer. It did not end well. Not surprised, they're curtain poles. Or window fashion systems (I sell this shit to retailers like Harry Corry) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 People that choose to do their food shopping at petrol stations........some of us have fcuking work to get to! Go to the supermarket FFS! Rant over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 People that choose to do their food shopping at petrol stations........some of us have fcuking work to get to! Go to the supermarket FFS! Rant over. My PTTGOYN is above. People saying/writing one or two short sentences then saying "rant over". You get it all the time on Facebook and its so annoying. I'm sorry but I'm not sure these people understand what a rant is - it has to last longer than 3 seconds. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 My PTTGOYN is above. People saying/writing one or two short sentences then saying "rant over". You get it all the time on Facebook and its so annoying. I'm sorry but I'm not sure these people understand what a rant is - it has to last longer than 3 seconds. I smashed my office up too.....does that help it constitute a rant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 This would be the thing that gets on my nerves the most. People who do this. Fair enough if they do it to cross the road but most of them are doing it to be wide. No need at all. Some smackhead did this to me about 4 years ago when I was out running down Leith Links......I moved 3 times on approach to which he kept moving towards me........in the end he ended up on his arse as I ran right over the top of the cnut........couldn't really hear what he shouted as I had my mp3 player on and just kept running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Probably the most petty annoyance in the history of petty annoyances, but in our darts league in work, there's a guy who marks up scores with a dash instead of a 0, e.g. 210 becomes 21- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Probably the most petty annoyance in the history of petty annoyances, but in our darts league in work, there's a guy who marks up scores with a dash instead of a 0, e.g. 210 becomes 21- Scum. Sub-human scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It utterly fucks me off when people bring in their new babies to the office. Each time everyone acts amazed and coos over each ugly new sprog like it's some glorious miracle. You're on maternity so stay away from the office and let me do my work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It utterly fucks me off when people bring in their new babies to the office. Each time everyone acts amazed and coos over each ugly new sprog like it's some glorious miracle. You're on maternity so stay away from the office and let me do my work. ^^^jaffa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 good point it's a pain in the arse, that and the obligatory collection. Now that DOES fcuk me off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Jakey dossers who park up right beside the ATM and chin you as soon as you've got your dosh. When you give a negative reply to their question, they say something like "Sorry to have bothered you / Sorry for asking...". At which point I'll say "You appear to have enough money for fags / super lager / buckie / white lightning / a pit bull, so why the f**k are you hassling me for bus fares / the price of a cup of tea ?" Pushy basturts. Edited June 10, 2014 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 People who lean on their trollies in supermarkets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It utterly fucks me off when people bring in their new babies to the office. Each time everyone acts amazed and coos over each ugly new sprog like it's some glorious miracle. You're on maternity so stay away from the office and let me do my work. One of my colleagues brought their new born twins into the office a few weeks back. I don't think any of the females got any work done during that hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It utterly fucks me off when people bring in their new babies to the office. Each time everyone acts amazed and coos over each ugly new sprog like it's some glorious miracle. You're on maternity so stay away from the office and let me do my work. At my work they send round a departmental email with a picture of the newborn. I delete them without even opening them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 One of my colleagues brought their new born twins into the office a few weeks back. I don't think any of the females got any work done during that hour. Yeah, it's absolute bollocks. Can I bring in my new ipad to show everyone? I also get pissed off at the charity skivers, people who are always doing a sweep or organising a bake off or some event. They're untouchable but why is it always them? Beats working eh? I'm onto you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 People who lean on their trollies in supermarkets. Sorry. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Sorry. Why? I'm not. I even take a runny up to lean on the trolley and take my feet off the ground and go "weeeeeeeeeeee" down the aisle. I'm not the tiniest bit apologetic about it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 It utterly fucks me off when people bring in their new babies to the office. Each time everyone acts amazed and coos over each ugly new sprog like it's some glorious miracle. You're on maternity so stay away from the office and let me do my work. Agreed. All babies look the same anyway. It's like there's some script everyone has to follow when this happens whereby everyone makes the required noises of 'aaah' and says the same shit about how 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful' the baby is. What a load of fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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