Florentine_Pogen Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Just raising awareness.... I suspect that's not all you'll be raising................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I suspect that's not all you'll be raising................. you've got me all wrong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Their is a checkout lady in my local asda who we avoid at great length because she seems to be trying to do a world record scan of my shopping every time we got her. See if their is a massive pile of shopping lying and my arms going frantically to bag it. Is that not a clue to slow the f**k down you thick bitch???? There's one in every store, one in the smaller Asda in Dunfermline that used to wear gloves and just push everything down in one go. Beer bottles rolling into fruit and eggs. Someone would stand with the big pointy arrow at her till all the time and everyone ignored it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Nae barbers open in Gorgie I need a haircut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Mark Lawrenson. I really don't think there is a commentator I despise more. An utter p***k of a man! I refuse to believe there is anyone out there who enjoys listening to this absolute dickhead. He does nothing but criticise and find negatives amongst positives. Utter arsehole. I dislike A LOT of 'celebrity' types, but I think this guy is in my genuine 'Hate' list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Mark Lawrenson. I really don't think there is a commentator I despise more. An utter p***k of a man! I refuse to believe there is anyone out there who enjoys listening to this absolute dickhead. He does nothing but criticise and find negatives amongst positives. Utter arsehole. I dislike A LOT of 'celebrity' types, but I think this guy is in my genuine 'Hate' list. You can add Lineker, Hansen, Shearer, Chiles, MacPherson to Lawrenson. I'll tell you who I think should be given a shottie at the football commentating, although I think he's an utter cock of a man - Guy Martin. He has the voice and the ridiculous accent, he is 'sheepskin carcoat' personified. Get on to it, BBC / ITV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Nae barbers open in Gorgie I need a haircut Thus reminds me of when it's always super sunny the day or two before you want to go for a haircut, resulting in the forehead tan line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Biggest spider in the world sitting on my stair under a measuring jug. First step of killing it completed, I just don't know what to do now and I'm fearing for my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Biggest spider in the world sitting on my stair under a measuring jug. First step of killing it completed, I just don't know what to do now and I'm fearing for my life. You could start by manning the f**k up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Biggest spider in the world sitting on my stair under a measuring jug. First step of killing it completed, I just don't know what to do now and I'm fearing for my life. If it's in a measuring jug, surely you could be more accurate than that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 You could start by manning the f**k up. I don't think you read the first part. Biggest spider in the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I don't think you read the first part. Biggest spider in the world Lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Biggest spider in the world sitting on my stair under a measuring jug. First step of killing it completed, I just don't know what to do now and I'm fearing for my life. He's just waiting on you to go to bed so he can have his dinner You. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Biggest spider in the world sitting on my stair under a measuring jug. First step of killing it completed, I just don't know what to do now and I'm fearing for my life. That's a bit shite, you didn't need to kill it. Capture it and throw into the garden is what you should have done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 That's a bit shite, you didn't need to kill it. Capture it and throw into the garden is what you should have done. I never killed it. My step-dad came home from work and dealt with it and wrestled it outside into the garden. I saw it scuttle away. It's going to wait for me when I leave the house tomorrow and it's going to batter f**k out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I never killed it. My step-dad came home from work and dealt with it and wrestled it outside into the garden. I saw it scuttle away. It's going to wait for me when I leave the house tomorrow and it's going to batter f**k out of me. How big was it? As big as this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 American blokes on a golf trip staying in the hotel I'm staying in being incapable of not being loud and obnoxious. I thought that you were banned? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 American blokes on a golf trip staying in the hotel I'm staying in being incapable of not being loud and obnoxious. Fling your shite at them. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I thought that you were banned?Aye but it's good to have him back???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 That's a bit shite, you didn't need to kill it. Capture it and throw into the garden is what you should have done. Read somewhere a while back that house spiders are as useless outdoors as domesticated mice and rabbits - put them outside and they can't take care of themselves. So, you have the option of living with creatures that look like your worst crack-induced nightmare, or killing them (one way or another) and living with the guilt. Admittedly that's not much of a choice Protip: don't dust the cobwebs. You only see them when they're looking for a new home. Leave their torture dens alone and they'll murder the living crap out of any flying beasties that even look at your place the wrong way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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