welshbairn Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) Day 10 of the kids having D&V, thankfully the endless repeat of Frozen has ended. Another time, could you not just copy it on to a normal DVD and add something a wee bit scary half way through so they never want to watch it again? Like a video of their bed and a monster under it? My parenting skills are somewhat limited, admittedly. P.S. What is D&V? Edited July 16, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Just got caught in the great lightening storm of Invergowrie 2014. Fucking shite getting soaked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Another time, could you not just copy it on to a normal DVD and add something a wee bit scary half way through so they never want to watch it again? Like a video of their bed and a monster under it? My parenting skills are somewhat limited, admittedly. P.S. What is D&V? Diarrhoea & Vomiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I'm a 27 year old fully grown man, who a couple of days ago noticed his napper was breaking out in blisters. Naturally, I got ti poppin'. Roll on this morning and I noticed I'm covered head to toe in spots. Naturally, I got ti poppin'. I broke this exciting news to my sweetheart, who informed me that I have chicken pox. Oh, I took a weeks holiday from work as well. My plans of golf and fitbaw have been replaced with Cartoon fucking Network and Spidercuntingman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I hate Glasgow bands who put shite in zip files that make me need to download programs to get them Toma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 I hate Glasgow bands who put shite in zip files that make me need to download programs to get them Toma. Zip it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 When you see someone you haven't seen for a while and they say "you're looking well". What, and I wasn't before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 That advert on the TV and radio wi the kids singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long" I feel the knife wielding rage building inside of me just listening to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 That advert on the TV and radio wi the kids singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long" I feel the knife wielding rage building inside of me just listening to it. THAT STOOPID OLD MAN SHOULD GET OFF THE WOAD, GET OFF THE WOAD, GET OFF THE WOAD! Grrr! Does my box in man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 THAT STOOPID OLD MAN SHOULD GET OFF THE WOAD, GET OFF THE WOAD, GET OFF THE WOAD! Grrr! Does my box in man. They'd have been better off with hidden camera footage of tossers who actually carry on like that IMO. Only the drivers would never agree to it, as they'd likely be prosecuted for dangerous driving. And it'd be unbroadcastable anyway. Terrible idea, carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 They'd have been better off with hidden camera footage of tossers who actually carry on like that IMO. Only the drivers would never agree to it, as they'd likely be prosecuted for dangerous driving. And it'd be unbroadcastable anyway. Terrible idea, carry on. Oh, I don't know. That sounds like a cracking radio advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 When you see someone you haven't seen for a while and they say "you're looking well". What, and I wasn't before? I've always understood that as being code for having lost weight, which is all people seem to care about, health-wise. You won't hear it if you've kicked your skag habit, as you've likely gained weight, so are therefore unhealthy. I'm guessing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Oh, I don't know. That sounds like a cracking radio advert. Didn't realise it was on the radio too. I guess somebody screaming abuse at other drivers while a wean wails in the background might work. Although it'd just blend in for the target audience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Didn't realise it was on the radio too. I guess somebody screaming abuse at other drivers while a wean wails in the background might work. Although it'd just blend in for the target audience. I wouldn't hear it. I'd be wailing over it while my kids screamed abuse at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 That stupid ********* house in budapest song that gets played every five seconds on the radio! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hoodless Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) <script language='javascript'> </script> im the same, unfortunately it's just the way the shifts pan out,5 days on 2 off something like 1 in 4 weekends off Is that not just Mon-Fri? Edited July 17, 2014 by hoodless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 That advert on the TV and radio wi the kids singing "the wheels on the bus go round and round all day long" I feel the knife wielding rage building inside of me just listening to it. Just heard a new one which was a head scratcher. Apparently we spend 5 years of our lives blinking. Personally I thought we blink until we die, but hey ho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 <script language='javascript'> </script> Is that not just Mon-Fri? it would be if it were just day/back shift but when it comes to nights, you get (usually) a rest day then 2 days off so you actually end uup sometimes working 6 shifts in a row, as Im only 30hrs this gets evened up by doing some 4 hr shifts and in all it moves the days off forward by one day each week so this week-off tues/wed, next week will be off wed/thurs etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "Posh Dogs", "Glamping", and everything else invented by p***ks to allow themselves to enjoy something that they'd normally consider beneath them. Also in this vein, every Marks & Spencer commercial for at least ten years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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