Guest The Phoenix Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 So far today I've had my gums bleed thanks to the dentist, been bemused by a petrol pump and nearly crashed into by some woman on the wrong side of the road. Something makes me think today can only really get better. It's all shaping up for a meeting with 8Mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It's all shaping up for a meeting with 8Mile. Nah. He's going to walk into Philpy's timber yard at 4.57pm and ask for 3 sheets of moisture resistant plasterboard, 25 linear metres of tanalised 150 x 50 and a bucket of 45mm lost head nails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Wonderful so I'll get my bottle of cider kicked over and get abuse for doing nothing wrong cannot wait! This will all culminate in saints losing 5-0 tonight. Fwiw I'd never have myself down as someone with great customer service, I hate people, slight issue when you work in a pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Nah. He's going to walk into Philpy's timber yard at 4.57pm and ask for 3 sheets of moisture resistant plasterboard, 25 linear metres of tanalised 150 x 50 and a bucket of 45mm lost head nails. He's more than welcome. I'm on holiday for 2 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 He's more than welcome. I'm on holiday for 2 weeks. Caravan at Largs again ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 He's more than welcome. I'm on holiday for 2 weeks. So it's ok for your workmates to be subjected to a customer coming in 3 minutes before closing time but not you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 So it's ok for your workmates to be subjected to a customer coming in 3 minutes before closing time but not you? It was a joke auld yin. Calm doon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm no cartographer, but if the Commonwealth Games people had asked me to put together a map for the cycling time trial, I reckon I could have done a better job than this effort: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It was a joke auld yin. Calm doon. I'll calm doon at closing time and not a minute earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm no cartographer, but if the Commonwealth Games people had asked me to put together a map for the cycling time trial, I reckon I could have done a better job than this effort: I won't comment until I see your effort 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Bits of skin keep falling out of my right ear onto my desk. At least I hope it's skin. FFS, stop trying to glue it back on and call a doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I'm no cartographer, but if the Commonwealth Games people had asked me to put together a map for the cycling time trial, I reckon I could have done a better job than this effort: Isn't that the London Olympics logo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Isn't that the London Olympics logo? No the London Olympics logo was Lisa Simpson blowing a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I won't comment until I see your effort Knocked this up in 5 minutes (if you couldn't tell) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Bits of skin keep falling out of my right ear onto my desk. At least I hope it's skin. You sure it's not wax? That's a great feeling that. Not so good if you're sat with a burd though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Knocked this up in 5 minutes (if you couldn't tell) A map fit for more than just cyclists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Scottish people who use the Americanism 'that sucks'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Scottish people who use the Americanism 'that sucks'. Dude, are you like totally fricking kidding me right now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Scottish people who use the Americanism 'that sucks'. "Dude" is the worst. My PTTGOYN: I get toothache when i'm sitting down or lying down trying to sleep but when I'm up and about I feel completely fine. I can't really pin point which tooth it is, it's generally the whole left side of my mouth. Things like asprin works for only a wee while then it happens again. Can't get to the dentist until next week due to work, anyone know if an on-call doctor can get me a prescription for Amoxicillan or something until I can get to the dentist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 FFS, stop trying to glue it back on and call a doctor. Eh? Sorry, I thought you wrote 'bit', singular. Carry on. No, wait, that's still weird. Leprosy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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