Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 It's been a long day, I'm exhausted then the yes campaign decide to drive round the estate playing the proclaimers over a loud speaker. f**k off. Is Manuel Noriega living nearby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Due to a new manager shuffling the seats at work, I'm now siting across from the most annoying woman ever. She's like a real life version of Bridgette Jones. All she does is sit and chat about serious relationship pish to the girl next to her, and the office is so quiet that I can hear every cringeworthy word about how she's never emotionally tied to men she meets and every single relationship problem from the 43 boyfriends she seems to have had in the last 6months. Every now and then I look up to check she's not on the verge of tears, but she's actually far from it. She's telling these depressing tales while eating food which she later complains about eating. The odd time she diverts from talking about men and food it's to talk about her holiday, which she has planned every second of down to what she's drinking on what night. I hate her and it's only been 1 day. Taking my iPod in tonight to try drown her out but if that fails it boot in the pie time. Be thankful that she'll end up living as a bitter old spinster with many mangy cats for company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) Fannies walking around puffing on these ecigarette things. You look even stupider now than when you were smoking real fags The ones that look like real cigarettes are okay, but there seems to be an element of competition these days as to who can find the biggest, most ornate shisha type affair, resulting in groups of people standing outside buildings puffing away on what look like robot boabys. Edited September 2, 2014 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Fannies walking around puffing on these ecigarette things. You look even stupider now than when you were smoking real fags STUPIDER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 A few years ago I was in America with my american football team at the time. We visited a middle school, and some of the questions the kids asked were outrageous: "Do you have planes in Scotland?" "Do you have electricity in Scotland?" "If you call a vacation a holiday, what do you guys call Christmas?" Were some of the gems. This of course swings both ways. Some of the questions I've had to answer from friends and family when they visit us are truly ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 What, like, Why are you wearing your wife's knickers as a facemask? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 STUPIDER Sorry, more stupid. Better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Fannies walking around puffing on these ecigarette things. You look even stupider now than when you were smoking real fags Agreed. Either smoke or don't smoke, don't walk around with a big plastic dildo doing something in between both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) I thought the point of e-cigs was to help quit? Don't they give the nicotine hit but without the cancerous shit and tar that's in normal cigarettes? ETA: I'd also much rather get stuck behind a guy smoking an e-cig with no cancerous, stinking second hand smoke than someone smoking something that's killing us both tbh. Edited September 3, 2014 by Honest_Man#1 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I thought the point of e-cigs was to help quit? Don't they give the nicotine hit but without the cancerous shit and tar that's in normal cigarettes? ETA: I'd also much rather get stuck behind a guy smoking an e-cig with no cancerous, stinking second hand smoke than someone smoking something that's killing us both tbh. That is true, but it doesn't stop them looking like bellends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Sorry, more stupid. Better? Thank you Stupider wrong and clearly made up by Americans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I work with a couple of folk who use these and there's an element of smugness about them. "Look at me, I'm 'smoking' indoors, because I can". Very true, plus I'm not sure how much medical research has been conducted into what the long term effects, if any, of these ecigarettes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Thank you Stupider wrong and clearly made up by Americans No problem. If you'll allow me to return the favour, you need to finish your sentences with full stops. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Fannies walking around puffing on these ecigarette things. You look even stupider now than when you were smoking real fags You realize they were invented in the 70's by the writers of Robo Hunter in 2000AD comic who had a "robo stogie"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 When you're watching a film on TV, forget all about it midway through the adverts and then get a "shit, forgot this was on" surprise when the film comes back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 When you're watching a film on TV, forget all about it midway through the adverts and then get a "shit, forgot this was on" surprise when the film comes back. It doesn't come it's self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 When you're watching a film on TV, forget all about it midway through the adverts and then get a "shit, forgot this was on" surprise when the film comes back. I'm pretty bad for forgetting what I've been watching when the adverts are on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 It doesn't come it's self. That's what she said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 That's what she said Hedgecutter is a woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Hedgecutter is a woman? Might need to apply the Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee test? Let me know how you get on..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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