19QOS19 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Situations which involve people you sort of know. Went out at lunchtime to buy a gift voucher for an engagement present, ended up cutting through John Lewis on my way back to the office, and bumped into a girl I went to uni with, who I maybe spoke to about 10 times in two years, working in there. We chatted awkwardly for a couple of minutes and I left by saying "You're looking good, glad you're doing so well." She now either thinks I'm a sleazy bloke who fancies her or that I think she has cancer. I hate having to speak to folk I sort of know. It always ends up pure shite. That mustard been awkward for you mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 That mustard been awkward for you mate! No need to jump on the gravy train! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Here, I don't mind the slagging of how socially awkward I am, but leave the jacket out of this. It's still too raw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 This ‘what colour is the dress’ shite. Whilst morons are arguing about that, the real questions of ‘why the f**k do you care?’ and ‘why the f**k is this being so widely debated’ go unanswered. Plus it’s clearly gold and white. It's blue and black and science has confirmed why folk see it in different colours. My eyes > Your eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) It's blue and black and science has confirmed why folk see it in different colours. My eyes > Your eyes. I've seen a picture of it on my phone where it's blue and black but on the laptop where it's white and gold... both at the same time! My eyes > My eyes Eta: Except just there where I saw it black and blue, put (what appeared to be) a white and gold one next to it only for the other one to instantly turn white and gold. Edited March 2, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I've seen a picture of it on my phone where it's blue and black but on the laptop where it's white and gold... both at the same time! My eyes > My eyes Eta: Except just there where I saw it black and blue, put (what appeared to be) a white and gold one next to it only for the other one to instantly turn white and gold. Yeah, I was reading about folk who were saying the same. It turns out they have AIDS. I'm sure you'll be okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Katy Hopkins is a complete mess of a human being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Yeah, I was reading about folk who were saying the same. It turns out they have AIDS. I'm sure you'll be okay. Alternating Interpretation of Dress Syndrome. It's a bitch of a condition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 New work team today. I fucking hate this shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I suppose a pttgoyn will now be that every time I walk through John Lewis I'll look at an assistant and wonder if she's the one Adam from P&B was talking about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Two day hangovers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 My local Lidl appears to have ceased stocking my favoured Maple and Pecan cereal, I am absolutely seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 My local Lidl appears to have ceased stocking my favoured Maple and Pecan cereal, I am absolutely seething.ALDI changed their recipe for Honey Hoops a few weeks ago. I was, and am, distraught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidAl Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 When journalists, who should know better, use the phrases 'an historic...', 'an horrendous...', etc. It should be 'an' before a word that begins with a vowel sound/soft sound: 'an honest...', 'an umbrella...', 'an excellent...', and so on. And should be 'a' before words that begin with a consonant sound/hard sound: 'a history', 'a horror...', 'a university...', 'a euphoric...', blah, blah, blah. Yawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Just saw a video on my FB of a woman fingering herself with an octopus, auto playing videos are a b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 When journalists, who should know better, use the phrases 'an historic...', 'an horrendous...', etc. It should be 'an' before a word that begins with a vowel sound/soft sound: 'an honest...', 'an umbrella...', 'an excellent...', and so on. And should be 'a' before words that begin with a consonant sound/hard sound: 'a history', 'a horror...', 'a university...', 'a euphoric...', blah, blah, blah. Yawn. Not too keen on "eh" historic occasion instead of "ah" historic occasion either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Do you live in an hotel? You what mate? Spark a chimminy riddle me owld china! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidAl Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Do you live in an hotel? Nope, I'm not French. A asylum is where I bide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Rab Florence on Twitter Painfully unfunny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Do you live in an hotel? He lives with his mate Jed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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