Mordecai Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Are they also incapable of saying "ask" and instead pronounce it "axe" for some reason That is exactly what they do...and it makes my blood boil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I sometimes go to a Turkish barbers as they set my ear hair on fire. He shoved a cotton bud covered in hot wax up each nostril and left them there for a couple of minutes while he continued cutting my hair. After a couple of minutes he yanked the fuckers out and pulled all the nasal hair out in the process. It's quite cool because it makes you're eyes water uncontrollably so you can pretend you're not crying at the pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Dee Man... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 He shoved a cotton bud covered in hot wax up each nostril and left them there for a couple of minutes while he continued cutting my hair. After a couple of minutes he yanked the fuckers out and pulled all the nasal hair out in the process. It's quite cool because it makes you're eyes water uncontrollably so you can pretend you're not crying at the pain. Many of us are now at an age where hair comes out of all sorts of places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Arseholes on the bus who close windows without prior consent. Before opening or closing a window, said Arseholes should put the issue to a vote rather than get to decide the temperature of the bus unilaterally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I recently got hold of an old friends number from another friend. Now this guy was my best mate for 10 years when I was younger and I've not got a clue what to say to him. I tried to drop him a text the other day, but it's been almost 6 years since I last seen him. I know this sounds really pathetic, but he'll be a completely different person now and I've no idea how to approach this. :/ After only six years? Have the Pod People invaded his town? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 That is the most irritating accent in the world to me. I have two cousins who talk like this too...despite the fact that their other two siblings speak quite normally (for Londoners). I spent a couple of days in Sheffield a while back, and was amazed that all the skinny wee laddies in the town centre sounded just like this. Thought I'd ended up on the wrong train. Thank f**k that hasn't caught on up here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Arseholes on the bus who close windows without prior consent. Before opening or closing a window, said Arseholes should put the issue to a vote rather than get to decide the temperature of the bus unilaterally There used to be an auld yin who'd get on the bus to/from Stirling and immediately exclaim, "ooh, it's freezing in here!" and do the melodramatic hug-and-shiver, before marching down the bus closing windows as she went. In the middle of summer, when everyone's miserable from the heat and ready to smash the windows to get a bit more air in. ..and the young ones think they invented trolling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradHorse Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 People writing "sent you a PM" on someone status on Facebook or whatever. Like the fact that they have a private message from said fanny isn't a big enough clue. Hate people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 People writing "sent you a PM" on someone status on Facebook or whatever. Like the fact that they have a private message from said fanny isn't a big enough clue. Hate people. But if you are just on your phone you wouldn't see you had a message unless you were purposely checking them all the time Poor on Facebook mind you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 He shoved a cotton bud covered in hot wax up each nostril and left them there for a couple of minutes while he continued cutting my hair. After a couple of minutes he yanked the fuckers out and pulled all the nasal hair out in the process. It's quite cool because it makes you're eyes water uncontrollably so you can pretend you're not crying at the pain. I need to take this up with my Turk. "Why are you only giving me fire in the ears and not the sticky/yanky nose business?" I like yanking out clumps of my nasal hair. Mainly black but the old silver or ginger one. They make a good pop when you rip them out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The missus must have a p&b account. Every radiato in the house on and every fucking window open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Don't think we'll be getting into Oz anyhow...missus is convinced she's failed the assessment :Fuxake Dee Man. Get her punted and I'll set you up with one of the Home & Away honeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 It's flathead isn't it. Please say it's flathead. Ehm "flathead" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Grounds for divorce IMO. Once we receive the email confirming her fail, she will be swiftly kicked in the pie followed by a phone call to my lawyer to begin divorce proceedings on the grounds of leading me to believe I was going to be living my life in the sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Canada >>>>> Australia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Canada >>>>> Australia South Park - f**k Canada: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Canada >>>>> AustraliaRequires a Partridge shoulder shrug gif imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Ok, this is petty. The neighbour parks his car with the front end 6" further way from the kerb than the back. First time I thought it was an accident but it turns out he does this every single time! Puts me off when I'm parallel parking and it makes the street look untidy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Jim 3 cars along the road does this. Really spoils the neatness of the parked cars in the street. Mind you, he is a 70+ year old DAB and we know what they're like. Great nickname. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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