mattydfc Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 People that are heavily into things and are overly keen to get you involved. Tough mudder types being one. I want to sit and watch TV you judgmental piece of shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) My old car use to have an arm rest between the front seats but I loved it. I usually drive with one hand at about 4-5 on the steering wheel, so the arm rest was quality. Edited June 20, 2015 by Tamdunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 There is an armrest in my car between the 2 front seats, annoys me and gets in the road so I need to put it up and that annoys me even moreWhat car so you have? Only time I've seen that is in automatic models I've driven in the US. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Modern bathroom sinks which almost all hotels seem to have installed. Nothing but an utter pain in the arse - washing your cut off stubble away from around the bowl used to be a ten second job, now it takes ages. Worst ones are those with the taps which take it upon themselves to decide how much water you need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Modern bathroom sinks which almost all hotels seem to have installed. Nothing but an utter pain in the arse - washing your cut off stubble away from around the bowl used to be a ten second job, now it takes ages. Worst ones are those with the taps which take it upon themselves to decide how much water you need.Solution: Don't bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 The women who speaks in the adverts of E4, saying "Big Bang theory on next" for example, keeps saying biscuit and it's driving me insane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Modern bathroom sinks which almost all hotels seem to have installed. Nothing but an utter pain in the arse - washing your cut off stubble away from around the bowl used to be a ten second job, now it takes ages. Worst ones are those with the taps which take it upon themselves to decide how much water you need. Are you working as a chambermaid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 What car so you have? Only time I've seen that is in automatic models I've driven in the US. My renault megane has one, I also love it when cruising along the motorway. Most comfortable car I've owned, even if it is a piece of french shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Just traded in for a new(ish) car, and it's great apart from the smoked glass rear windows. It feels like I'm peering out of a basement window when I'm driving. Suppose I'll get used to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Had to force entry into a house today. Found a women lying on her floor dead. The sight I can live with, but that smell will stay with me. Used to work with some boys who did house clearances, and they claimed it was fairly common to rock up in the van to discover a corpse somewhere in the property. The main tale I remember one of them telling me was about an elderly woman who'd reached the point where she couldn't live alone anymore, so she was moving to a care house and having most of the stuff in her house cleared. When they arrived, they noticed a big, dark stain on the lino of the kitchen floor, but figured there'd been a leak at some point or something. After they cleared the house, they had a cup of tea in the kitchen with the auld girl, and she noticed them glancing at the stain. "Aye, they'll never get that out," she said ruefully, so they asked her what had caused it. Turned out that her husband had been futtering about one night in the kitchen, and had slipped and cracked his head on the corner of the chest freezer. Poor bugger bled out and died. However, she'd been visiting relatives or something, so she didn't discover his body for weeks, by which point his putrefied remains had stained the lino. Worst part was that she'd been living with it for years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Just traded in for a new(ish) car, and it's great apart from the smoked glass rear windows. It feels like I'm peering out of a basement window when I'm driving. Suppose I'll get used to it. Well, now you know how all of those teenage runaways felt, you heartless monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 People protesting in George Square and London claiming they're anarchists whilst shouting for more government. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The women who speaks in the adverts of E4, saying "Big Bang theory on next" for example, keeps saying biscuit and it's driving me insane. She has tourettes, keep hoping she'll start swearing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Fucking #Perthshire is starting to get annoying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Made the mistake of going for a cheap curry at lunchtime. They were out of the mild yins like Chicken Korma, so I tried a hot one because how bad could it be? Carrying on with work while your stomach tries to reach up your throat and strangle you is not the easiest of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 From a restaurant or a microwave one from a supermarket? Weatherspoons. Only £2.99. A moment on the lips, gives you the inferno squits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Grown men going around shops / supermarkets with football tops on. Seriously, who looks at their wardrobe and thinks that today they will wear a football top out? You just know that will be the idiot that cant work the self scan checkout, will the drive the wrong way round the one way system before inevitably almost causing an accident by changing lanes without indicating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Sitting nursing a hangover of epic proportions. Wife working and kids at home too. Feel like everyone's coming to get me. FML 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Grown men going around shops / supermarkets with football tops on. Seriously, who looks at their wardrobe and thinks that today they will wear a football top out? You just know that will be the idiot that cant work the self scan checkout, will the drive the wrong way round the one way system before inevitably almost causing an accident by changing lanes without indicating. If I were to only wear my football tops at games (and assuming I buy one or even both tops every season) I'd only get to wear them about 10 times. f**k forking out £40/£80 to wear something that amount of times* Hee Haw wrong with wearing you're football top away from fitba. * I know wimen can fork out more than that for an item they'll wear just once but that's a different argument altogether! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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