mizfit Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Schoolkids dancing on the road and running in front of cars. Every lunchtime I need to go home I encounter this driving by the schools, how much trouble will I get in for running one over? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Oh another thing about these c***s I work with is that there is forever collections going round for folk leaving and retiring and doing sponsored events etc but when my mate put round a card for me for my wedding they all just signed it and never stuck a penny in.I'd been in my current job when my wife had a baby. I received nothing. I really wasn't bothered but what irked me was that at the same time I was expected to contribute to every collection going. On a work theme we regularly receive emails from other teams notifying us about staff movements, leavers, newbies, etc. Yesterday we get an email telling us that a woman who'd only been with the company for a couple of weeks ago was leaving. She received the type of eulogy you'd expect from someone who'd completed 25 years long service. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Schoolkids dancing on the road and running in front of cars. Every lunchtime I need to go home I encounter this driving by the schools, how much trouble will I get in for running one over? Loads if it's only 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'd been in my current job when my wife had a baby. I received nothing. I really wasn't bothered but what irked me was that at the same time I was expected to contribute to every collection going. On a work theme we regularly receive emails from other teams notifying us about staff movements, leavers, newbies, etc. Yesterday we get an email telling us that a woman who'd only been with the company for a couple of weeks ago was leaving. She received the type of eulogy you'd expect from someone who'd completed 25 years long service. This is why Women shouldn't work. They do f**k all anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Thank f**k I don't work in an office. Spend a fortune just going to work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I quite admired a guy who worked at our place years ago. Started on the Wednesday, we all got paid on Thursday but he had to do the week in hand so was broke and asked if he could borrow a twenty to get him through. Hard to say no when you've just opened your pay packet, so I handed it over. Turned out he did the same with almost everyone in the building. Never saw him again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I quite admired a guy who worked at our place years ago. Started on the Wednesday, we all got paid on Thursday but he had to do the week in hand so was broke and asked if he could borrow a twenty to get him through. Hard to say no when you've just opened your pay packet, so I handed it over. Turned out he did the same with almost everyone in the building. Never saw him again. He's now at Sevco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 On the work thing, and I'm sure I mentioned this before, some auld c**t who had been there for 30+ years (and was a highly distinguished professional) got £90 in a whip-round last year when he retired. Shortly after that, some admin bint got £300 when she moved to another department along the fucking corridor. Two other admin bints, let's call one of them Linda with the pert tits and nice arse, and the other one Bawface, got married this month and achieved nearly a fucking grand between them. I only contributed to Linda for obvious reasons. I felt like she'd earned it. Surely Bawface was the one who earned it given her apparent difficulty in finding a husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 On the work thing, and I'm sure I mentioned this before, some auld c**t who had been there for 30+ years (and was a highly distinguished professional) got £90 in a whip-round last year when he retired. Shortly after that, some admin bint got £300 when she moved to another department along the fucking corridor. Two other admin bints, let's call one of them Linda with the pert tits and nice arse, and the other one Bawface, got married this month and achieved nearly a fucking grand between them. I only contributed to Linda for obvious reasons. I felt like she'd earned it. Did Linda marry Bawface? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 My mum was a District Nurse based at a busy GPs practice. When one of the nurses was leaving she started the collection, putting a £10 note in a big envelope and leaving it at reception for everyone else to add to. When she went back at the end of the day there was a grand total of £8.37 in small change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 We all just stick a quid in each. Apart from me, cos f**k everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 We had a guy whose wife died a few weeks before Christmas leaving him with 3 kids. He's in his mid 30s and didn't have family around. Anyway, they had a whip round to get his kids stuff for Christmas and one of the admin staff (nice legs, no tits) said she wasn't going to donate anything because they would be getting her inheritance. I think the oldest kid was about 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 For the unjustified I've pretty much perfected the magic coin trick giving the envelope a subtle shake while hovering your hand over the top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 We had a guy whose wife died a few weeks before Christmas leaving him with 3 kids. He's in his mid 30s and didn't have family around. Anyway, they had a whip round to get his kids stuff for Christmas and one of the admin staff (nice legs, no tits) said she wasn't going to donate anything because they would be getting her inheritance. I think the oldest kid was about 8. Wow now there is someone in dire need of a kick in the chuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 We had a guy whose wife died a few weeks before Christmas leaving him with 3 kids. He's in his mid 30s and didn't have family around. Anyway, they had a whip round to get his kids stuff for Christmas and one of the admin staff (nice legs, no tits) said she wasn't going to donate anything because they would be getting her inheritance. I think the oldest kid was about 8. She sounds like the sort of person I hope dies in front of her kids and husband on Christmas day. Fucking cow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I was attacked by a seagull whilst I was walking from my motor to my work this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I was attacked by a seagull whilst I was walking from my motor to my work this morning. There are seagulls up here that are honestly the size of eagles. They should be fucking exterminated. What do they actually contribute? Fucking pests. Shit feart of them too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I was attacked by a seagull whilst I was walking from my motor to my work this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Do you live in Kirkcaldy? http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/blind-woman-feels-defenceless-against-kirkcaldy-s-angry-seagulls-1.887462 Good God, no. I'd be fucked off too if I were a seagull that lived there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I just thought that with you supporting Rangers, you must be blind. And with you acting like a lassie a lot of the time and whatnot. I honestly have no comeback that would do this justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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