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West coast (anywhere with population density) = bad. East coast (encompassing north, south and west areas that are at least an hour from Glasgow) = good. That's the mindset of the greater Scottish populous, with a major hypocritical exemption for the OF fans from far and wide. And as someone who grew up both far north and west central I feel qualified to judge.

Where do most folk stand on Greenock?

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These things on fb that say "kids these days won't know the wonders of.. and then it's something like a PS1 or something, like they're gonna have their own childhood

Also the fact that Caitlyn Jenner won a bravery award for getting a boob job and changing his name.

And onions

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These things on fb that say "kids these days won't know the wonders of.. and then it's something like a PS1 or something, like they're gonna have their own childhood

^^^ this, this, fucking this!

There's always a "things were so much better in my day" tint to that shite too, like the auld buggers droning on about how kids used to play in the street with a stick and hoop, and how everything rotted within seconds of buying it before the miracle horrific nightmare of preservatives entered the world. Oh, and how they spent their childhoods in a permanent daze from having the tar thrashed out of them, but that it did them the power of gooHOOOOYVIN MAVEN!

Worst thing is that it seems every c**t on Facebook's at it too.

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^^^ this, this, fucking this!

There's always a "things were so much better in my day" tint to that shite too, like the auld buggers droning on about how kids used to play in the street with a stick and hoop, and how everything rotted within seconds of buying it before the miracle horrific nightmare of preservatives entered the world. Oh, and how they spent their childhoods in a permanent daze from having the tar thrashed out of them, but that it did them the power of gooHOOOOYVIN MAVEN!

Worst thing is that it seems every c**t on Facebook's at it too.

I remember having so much fun with this until the fateful day I took a bend too quickly and suffered a blowout in one of my wellies, it took six months to recover.

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I remember having so much fun with this until the fateful day I took a bend too quickly and suffered a blowout in one of my wellies, it took six months to recover.

You tell that to weans today, and they won't believe you.

They're too busy inflating their rectums with those new-fangled pressure hoses you find at petrol stations.

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Something to watch while you're waiting for the tank to fill, I suppose.

Just watch out in case they use too much air. You'll end up like this:

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Folk moaning about stuff on Facebook.

It's not fucking compulsory.

worse is folk moaning about Facebook on facebook!

My wife's aunty (well she's not really an aunty she's her mates aunty but has always been aunty angie you know what I mean?) has developed a strange infatuation with me on Facebook. She's always had a thing for me, who wouldn't I'm a solid 9, and would like any picture that has me in it or comment with just a kiss.

That was ok. I could live with that. It was almost cute. Recently however she's started sharing my pictures on her page! This is shocking as far as I am concerned and downright creepy as I have only met the old boot once, she lives down south and we have 2 "friends" in common!

The wife thinks it'll break the old dears heart if I remove her and doesn't think I should be worried.

Then again she doesn't live with the thought that at any time some old dear maybe strummin at herself whilst staring at my picture!

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Folk moaning about stuff on Facebook.

It's not fucking compulsory.

Being around the people using it is. Unless you're a hermit of independent means.

If so, can I come stay with you? I won't say anything, I promise.

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American football (soccer) fans singing

So friendly and so cheesy with the American accents, just doesn't sound right, they're giving it the whole 'shit on the b*****ds below' 'build a bonfire' etc aswell

It's actually quite funny, but still a bit annoying, they need to be more hateful when they're at the football, sakes

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worse is folk moaning about Facebook on facebook!

My wife's aunty (well she's not really an aunty she's her mates aunty but has always been aunty angie you know what I mean?) has developed a strange infatuation with me on Facebook. She's always had a thing for me, who wouldn't I'm a solid 9, and would like any picture that has me in it or comment with just a kiss.

That was ok. I could live with that. It was almost cute. Recently however she's started sharing my pictures on her page! This is shocking as far as I am concerned and downright creepy as I have only met the old boot once, she lives down south and we have 2 "friends" in common!

The wife thinks it'll break the old dears heart if I remove her and doesn't think I should be worried.

Then again she doesn't live with the thought that at any time some old dear maybe strummin at herself whilst staring at my picture!

You ought to be more worried about the hulking parking attendant who fills his sock twice a day when you pick your car up/drop it off. You know, the one with the elephant tape and taser behind the desk.

Wee old dear hundreds of miles away won't do you much harm; it's the rest of us you have to worry about ;)

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American football (soccer) fans singing

So friendly and so cheesy with the American accents, just doesn't sound right, they're giving it the whole 'shit on the b*****ds below' 'build a bonfire' etc aswell

It's actually quite funny, but still a bit annoying, they need to be more hateful when they're at the football, sakes

Sounds like the MLS has changed a lot in the past decade. They used to sit about in silence munching hot dogs, like at baseball games.

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Sounds like the MLS has changed a lot in the past decade. They used to sit about in silence munching hot dogs, like at baseball games.

These are Columbus crew fans, I believe they are one of the better MLS club fan groups

MLS on the other hands a decent watch. Not sure if it's just because I'm missing it here but I've enjoyed the last few games I've watched.

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These are Columbus crew fans, I believe they are one of the better MLS club fan groups

MLS on the other hands a decent watch. Not sure if it's just because I'm missing it here but I've enjoyed the last few games I've watched.

Definitely changed a lot, then. It used to be like watching the teenage lassies at school playing for a laugh.

When I was at school too, you bunch of perverts. I know the way your minds work.

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