BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 West coast (anywhere with population density) = bad. East coast (encompassing north, south and west areas that are at least an hour from Glasgow) = good. That's the mindset of the greater Scottish populous, with a major hypocritical exemption for the OF fans from far and wide. And as someone who grew up both far north and west central I feel qualified to judge. Where do most folk stand on Greenock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Where do most folk stand on Greenock? They wipe their feet on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 (edited) These things on fb that say "kids these days won't know the wonders of.. and then it's something like a PS1 or something, like they're gonna have their own childhood Also the fact that Caitlyn Jenner won a bravery award for getting a boob job and changing his name. And onions Edited July 19, 2015 by Airdrie Onions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Don't feed the troll, Miley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 These things on fb that say "kids these days won't know the wonders of.. and then it's something like a PS1 or something, like they're gonna have their own childhood ^^^ this, this, fucking this! There's always a "things were so much better in my day" tint to that shite too, like the auld buggers droning on about how kids used to play in the street with a stick and hoop, and how everything rotted within seconds of buying it before the miracle horrific nightmare of preservatives entered the world. Oh, and how they spent their childhoods in a permanent daze from having the tar thrashed out of them, but that it did them the power of gooHOOOOYVIN MAVEN! Worst thing is that it seems every c**t on Facebook's at it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 ^^^ this, this, fucking this! There's always a "things were so much better in my day" tint to that shite too, like the auld buggers droning on about how kids used to play in the street with a stick and hoop, and how everything rotted within seconds of buying it before the miracle horrific nightmare of preservatives entered the world. Oh, and how they spent their childhoods in a permanent daze from having the tar thrashed out of them, but that it did them the power of gooHOOOOYVIN MAVEN! Worst thing is that it seems every c**t on Facebook's at it too. I remember having so much fun with this until the fateful day I took a bend too quickly and suffered a blowout in one of my wellies, it took six months to recover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I remember having so much fun with this until the fateful day I took a bend too quickly and suffered a blowout in one of my wellies, it took six months to recover. You tell that to weans today, and they won't believe you. They're too busy inflating their rectums with those new-fangled pressure hoses you find at petrol stations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 You tell that to weans today, and they won't believe you. They're too busy inflating their rectums with those new-fangled pressure hoses you find at petrol stations. You say that like it's a bad thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Something to watch while you're waiting for the tank to fill, I suppose. Just watch out in case they use too much air. You'll end up like this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Folk moaning about stuff on Facebook. It's not fucking compulsory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an_dee Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Folk moaning about stuff on Facebook. It's not fucking compulsory. worse is folk moaning about Facebook on facebook! My wife's aunty (well she's not really an aunty she's her mates aunty but has always been aunty angie you know what I mean?) has developed a strange infatuation with me on Facebook. She's always had a thing for me, who wouldn't I'm a solid 9, and would like any picture that has me in it or comment with just a kiss. That was ok. I could live with that. It was almost cute. Recently however she's started sharing my pictures on her page! This is shocking as far as I am concerned and downright creepy as I have only met the old boot once, she lives down south and we have 2 "friends" in common! The wife thinks it'll break the old dears heart if I remove her and doesn't think I should be worried. Then again she doesn't live with the thought that at any time some old dear maybe strummin at herself whilst staring at my picture! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm so glad I'm not on this shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Folk moaning about stuff on Facebook. It's not fucking compulsory. Being around the people using it is. Unless you're a hermit of independent means. If so, can I come stay with you? I won't say anything, I promise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 American football (soccer) fans singing So friendly and so cheesy with the American accents, just doesn't sound right, they're giving it the whole 'shit on the b*****ds below' 'build a bonfire' etc aswell It's actually quite funny, but still a bit annoying, they need to be more hateful when they're at the football, sakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 worse is folk moaning about Facebook on facebook! My wife's aunty (well she's not really an aunty she's her mates aunty but has always been aunty angie you know what I mean?) has developed a strange infatuation with me on Facebook. She's always had a thing for me, who wouldn't I'm a solid 9, and would like any picture that has me in it or comment with just a kiss. That was ok. I could live with that. It was almost cute. Recently however she's started sharing my pictures on her page! This is shocking as far as I am concerned and downright creepy as I have only met the old boot once, she lives down south and we have 2 "friends" in common! The wife thinks it'll break the old dears heart if I remove her and doesn't think I should be worried. Then again she doesn't live with the thought that at any time some old dear maybe strummin at herself whilst staring at my picture! You ought to be more worried about the hulking parking attendant who fills his sock twice a day when you pick your car up/drop it off. You know, the one with the elephant tape and taser behind the desk. Wee old dear hundreds of miles away won't do you much harm; it's the rest of us you have to worry about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 American football (soccer) fans singing So friendly and so cheesy with the American accents, just doesn't sound right, they're giving it the whole 'shit on the b*****ds below' 'build a bonfire' etc aswell It's actually quite funny, but still a bit annoying, they need to be more hateful when they're at the football, sakes Sounds like the MLS has changed a lot in the past decade. They used to sit about in silence munching hot dogs, like at baseball games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Sounds like the MLS has changed a lot in the past decade. They used to sit about in silence munching hot dogs, like at baseball games. These are Columbus crew fans, I believe they are one of the better MLS club fan groups MLS on the other hands a decent watch. Not sure if it's just because I'm missing it here but I've enjoyed the last few games I've watched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 These are Columbus crew fans, I believe they are one of the better MLS club fan groups MLS on the other hands a decent watch. Not sure if it's just because I'm missing it here but I've enjoyed the last few games I've watched. Definitely changed a lot, then. It used to be like watching the teenage lassies at school playing for a laugh. When I was at school too, you bunch of perverts. I know the way your minds work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 American and Australian fans are dreadful. It's like they've just typed 'best footballer chants' into YouTube and taken them as their own. Their accents just make the most vitriolic of chant sound laughable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 American and Australian fans are dreadful. It's like they've just typed 'best footballer chants' into YouTube and taken them as their own. Their accents just make the most vitriolic of chant sound laughable. Very relevant: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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